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  1. when i said soon i meant in a couple weeks, baby clara born saturday night 10.30pm 8lbs 4oz (2wks early)

  2. does anyone know of a young dog for sale around 8-10 month old looking for something thats not been run at all pm me please

  3. Just found out I've got a Chinese half brother ! Can't wait to meet Mi Sib Ling !

  4. Pups doing my tits in take him for a walk and he's under feet let him off the lead goes 20ft in front turns and runs at full pelt into me its f****d in the head

    1. bird

      bird

      lol, he loves you, time to worry when they piss off

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  5. Just been band from b and q some dickhead in a orange apron asked me if I wanted decking good job I got the first punch in

  6. Where do bad folks go when they die, they dont go to heaven where the angels fly..

  7. Bacon samwich brown sauce or red mmmm

    1. bird

      bird

      brown with sausage /tom feckin great on crusty bread

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  8. just picked up 2000 acres, ferreting and pigeon shooting only at the mo. Happy is not the word

    1. bird

      bird

      not to bad send pm ive lost mob number number ,got a new phone

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  9. just picked up 2000 acres, ferreting and pigeon shooting only at the mo. Happy is not the word

    1. bird

      bird

      well done we have to get the guns out again on them woody's

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  10. Big night tonight...been married 41 years today,..never regreted a single day..

    1. bird

      bird

      well done mate, you picked a goodun there , 33 years me lol

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  11. Stag do in 5hrs , I may go to bed before we get on the plane to Hamburg .or nah

  12. Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street

  13. Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street

  14. Another 2 months sick note for the knee bloody bargain

  15. back on , thanks richie , mods, ian-b ,

  16. Well another daughter on the way........ I'm chapping my bawz

  17. He is still in training since getting back from his two day assement and selection for the paras he is still on the p*ss looks like he is going to be a proper soldier lol why not life is to short any way

  18. been a member of this site 9 years today .. quite different from the early days..

    1. bird

      bird

      2008 me, I think most sites go through changes , for a start we got a feckin ban, that prob put few people off from posting , where they might have before . its good site plenty to read /learn things from on here .

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  19. Back from vets with the hob had an ear infection gave me some dog/cat ear drops n charged me £58 madness

  20. great out with dog bike bambi bolts across the road dog pulls me off the bike luckily i kept hold him but hes managed to open his foot up some how but toes seem okay,all i f**king needed

  21. I was at the club last night.They played "Shout" so I shouted. They played "jump" so I jumped.They played "Come On Eileen" and I was banned from the club

  22. no hot water; f**kin hate this house

  23. did anyone see madonna being took out by the root

  24. I'll tell you my sins, and you can sharpen your knife..

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