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RossM

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  1. Give it a minute, kranky's getting kranky!
  2. Doh,,,, got a good memory haven't I ,,,lol No...... Good luck with the kitten.
  3. For their poo bags.........
  4. I bet you've been gagging to tell that.......... Your welcome.
  5. What the f**k are you yapping on about now !!.................." scared of meeting me " are you on drugs..............i wouldnt be seen dead with you or your little posse.................ive had messages off folk before saying " why do you keep getting in arguments with people you wouldnt give the time of day to in real life ".......now while i dont look down my nose on any man......im certainly not in a rush to meet yous ..................i do find it peculiar how you 3 keep singling me out all the time when im a man you have nothing in common with and dont know me from Adam....im sure like
  6. What?!?! No poachers? LOL for some reason they try to avoid me and to think I only want a some one to chat to "Aww f**k! Here comes that slavering toilet dan! I've not got a spare 7 hours, am off!! "
  7. What?!?! No poachers?
  8. And it's even dearer now......
  9. And let's be honest.... You were probably, more than likely pickled........
  10. Imagine trying to get they specialised boots on his plates of meat? Need a pack of cable ties, 4 bungee ropes and a roll of duck tape......
  11. Was a nice-ish day today so we went to a wee farm bang in the city centre, it's got all normal farm animals and was quite busy. Few pictures.
  12. ? lost me jb ... its been a long day It's his fookin Tourette's mate.......
  13. As above both fitted with DTG, both multiplex, good catties, just fancy a change, WHY? Or say £15 each posted?
  14. Mel, meg, gem, Roxi, Corey, Jenna, belle, Lucy, cassie, ruby.......... Dave?
  15. If it's a just a fine he gets, similar to parking fines, tell him to offer £1 a week or they can take him to court, if he requests to be taken to court, by law they have to do it, and rather than fannying around they'll either waive the fine or accept a quid a week.
  16. Aye George, they polis are heartless c**ts aswell, hope you got them told mate, RIP nyx.
  17. Honey badger........
  18. Funny you mention loch earn, similar story, a borrowed boat borrowed oars and the fishery were involved here too......
  19. This bloke walks into the chiropodist, takes out his penis and slaps it on the counter. The chiropodist says "that's not a foot!!" "no" replied the bloke "But it's a good eleven inches.
  20. RossM

    Crows

    Just picture you now with the face paint on metal strainer as a helmet and the Hoover pipe as a weapon, running aboot moaning at them......
  21. RossM

    Pub Or House

    Well it's safe to say I'm still f***ing rubbered..............
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