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RossM

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  1. I was saying that at work, as much as I despise you hearts fucks, I quite fancy yous for promotion next season, I daren't bring myself to bet on it though!!
  2. I see you signed it.............still only allowed crayons I see. You always have to lower the tone mun..........
  3. Maybe...... Depending what position I'm in when she breaks down
  4. Yup..no point being the richest cnut in the graveyard....although i will admit i'm quite frugal Ahh there you are!! Been looking for you........ Frugal is an ancient Jewish word for fat............
  5. Russian drunk http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GJWmRXEi5xE
  6. Until you narrow it down, ie age, height, which one in the picture it is, the only comfortable guess I can give is lurcher?
  7. Received tales from the field from Darby today, anyone who wants it when I'm done give me a pm.
  8. RossM

    Alan Pardew

    The last time they done that they went close...... but fergie had the measure of Keegan .... great side to watch for those couple of years though, Shearer, Ferdinand, Asprilla and Ginola.... Asprilla....... Blast from the past that.
  9. Let me handle this, Ask her if she doesn't think that she should loose a bit timber to fit into one of her existing dresses? As her f***ing waistline is expanding as rapidly as her wardrobe. Hopefully saving you money on dresses and in the process a thinner more attractive missus. A win win situation really. Your welcome.
  10. I heard that too...... From my uncles cats, kittens, hamsters litter mates owners grannies 2nd cousins dogs brothers, sisters owner who had a haircut from a South African barber........ In leith.
  11. You know when your on the vinegar stroke and you curl your toes and point your feet down? Wonder what the f**k he done?
  12. Whilst it's clear to see some don't see eye to eye it's a poor state of affairs when a mans thread is spoilt by that.......
  13. I reckon you will still read the next 3 pages Your being optimistic!!, If it makes that!!!
  14. When will I learn? 22 minutes I'll never get back...... Rabbiting on & on, who gives a duck...... I mean f**k.
  15. The weight of 2 water voles and a mink = 1x johnnyboy?
  16. You forgot about your copy of 50 Shades of Grey. That's your pubes mun.......... You've got to cheapen everything haven't you mun.......Yes......mun
  17. You forgot about your copy of 50 Shades of Grey. That's your pubes mun..........
  18. Yes I drive, it's about 6 hours drive though so would rather not drive, camping gear? I was thinking more along the lines of picking up a pair of your ma's pants én route, mind that would be more of a marque for the party............ 6 hours is nothing you big fanny. If only you were closer eh Mummy dropping you off?
  19. Yes I drive, it's about 6 hours drive though so would rather not drive, camping gear? I was thinking more along the lines of picking up a pair of your ma's pants én route, mind that would be more of a marque for the party............
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