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Simoman

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  1. I can remember sitting on the tens machine as i was busy watching the Matrix on the hospital tv............
  2. ....I'll find him on Facebook.... Or he'll find you :D
  3. Hes on holiday, for............................2 weeks
  4. Sorted that...... reported just for being ginger and an annoying cnut Oh but when your big pal Slimo takes the piss its ok....................well feck you!!........ But im not ginger or keep overweight loo roll advertisements................
  5. Seen it before, not a bad documentary.............
  6. They were going 40 years ago?
  7. Hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork

    1. Kay

      Kay

      Swiss Tony's got nothing on you..lol

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Sad but quite possibly true Kay lol

    3. just jack

      just jack

      dear o dear!!!

  8. Hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

  9. What fish and veg do you give them and how? Tinned sardines, grated carrot, broccoli, spinach, cabbage etc, i used to bledn it, freeze it and defrost with the meat............
  10. There aren't sheep dogs, they are livestock guardians.............still as much use as a tit on a boar in lurcher production though................... I haven't seen a Lurcher of this breeding so I couldn't comment. Me either, never seen a Neopoliton mastiff, Bulldog, Pug or Pekinese x Greyhound either but i'd put my neck on the line and say they were shit too........ Like I said I don't know but when I've seen one and seen it work I'll tell people all about them. Who would of thought that the malamute x would turn out as good as they have. They Are proving them selfs to be as good
  11. And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You ... get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money

  12. Personally i 100% beleive you can't beat a raw diet, but i also know its not always possible, my freezer broke and i had to switch to meal, but i still add fish, veg and some meat, can't wait to get them back on meat tbh. I tried Eukanuba back in 2002, it made my excitable dogs nuts due to the protein and i i found if you gave any extra over the recommended ammount it gave the dogs the shits...........
  13. A friends hubby has just come back from a seven month tour of Afghanistan and has been told his summer leave is cancelled to work the Olympics, they have already been told they are sleeping in a school hall, pathetic..............
  14. If you cant say something constructive, dont say.anything at all Your right, it started off well, now its a load of ol shit.............
  15. What a load of old shit this is now..............
  16. There aren't sheep dogs, they are livestock guardians.............still as much use as a tit on a boar in lurcher production though................... I haven't seen a Lurcher of this breeding so I couldn't comment. Me either, never seen a Neopoliton mastiff, Bulldog, Pug or Pekinese x Greyhound either but i'd put my neck on the line and say they were shit too........
  17. There aren't sheep dogs, they are livestock guardians.............still as much use as a tit on a boar in lurcher production though...................
  18. Selling a car is like making love to a beautiful woman............

    1. Stabs

      Stabs

      Get the maltesers out....

       

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      And Baileys, and lube

    3. paulus

      paulus

      acording to swiss toni......lol

  19. Think we already have better Ray, much better, they are big, heavy, aloof, not used to being trained......and slow, apart from that there great
  20. Ah thats a slightly different question from the original one, i would never buy any dog that hadn't been socialised or left to rot in a pen, thats different from getting an adult dog.........
  21. I don't think its a new thing at all. I have bought adult dogs in the past, i wouldn't buy a yearling, i'd sooner buy a pup, BUT i have bought entered dogs when i have been in the right place at the right time.........
  22. You want the dog? Yes? Then you should ring the man not the man ring you...if you,ve no credit then that says it all then doesnt it..have a nice day....Sorry Q mate but some folk are retarded..atb stabba Asking the seller to call you would also tell you enough to know you wouldn't sell him owt..........
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