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Simoman

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  1. Could be kennel cough, could be a small obstruction, could be a physical fault, only way to find out is to see a good vet........
  2. Excellent posts from bosun and stabba..............
  3. I was at Pauls yesterday and heard this story from his family, they were concerned to say the least, not about alien invasion but the fact Paul had spent 8 days wearing a tin foil hat and a block of lard around his arse to ease probing..............
  4. I follow the druid gods, we don't recognise March and April
  5. And walking stick making, hedgerow foraging and felching.....
  6. Don't forget photography, fishing and chiropody
  7. Must be piss take, although if i was after some advice on grammar i'll drop you a pm............
  8. seems to be the same around her, i remember lamping last october with a mate off here and we were in t shirts and sweating buckets in a barmy 26deg at 1am in the morning Yeah but that was because you had the onset of manopause, i had to keep fanning you down
  9. I gev my dogz roids onse, but they gru boobs
  10. That iz truw, it maykes them lyke the tayste for blud, eye onse gave myne summ sosege and it bit my fingurs I yoused to feed mi dog rabit but got told it wood makem layup when ferreting? iz it toowo? thats an ole wyves tale, they only lay up if yu teech them to ly down, thats y eye dont trayn mine
  11. the dog aint fit yet, and itz nailz r kurled undar its pawz, witch i hav dun on perpus as it will urt the dog and mayke it mad [bANNED TEXT] wurking
  12. mate, lykewize, fanks for the pot nuudle and dyrinks. I woz sad 2 sea that dog go, i hav grown atacha......atacke....attacha....close to that dog, itz bin my pryde and joy 4 the munth i hav owned it, yu wont be dizapoi.....dissapointa......upset [bANNED TEXT] itz purformence...........unles yu actualy take it out
  13. levaler......levellee........levarla...........mate, fanks for the shine last nyt, wos nyce to sea yur dog wurking, i fink it will run evan better [bANNED TEXT] you get rid of its maynge and wurms, prette gud to say it ant been owt its kennel sinse last seeson....
  14. I youse baling twine, i did hav a strong stuf slip leed butt i ad to trayde it in at cash converturs cos me giro waz layte
  15. That iz truw, it maykes them lyke the tayste for blud, eye onse gave myne summ sosege and it bit my fingurs
  16. I feed mine dogz wag, witch is eyeronic cos they nefer leaf the kennel and dont wag ther tales........
  17. I lyke a black and gold kappa tracksuit [bANNED TEXT] me addidas sambas, lucks mint......
  18. yu sownd lyke yu no yur stuff pal, cann eye hav a nite owt?
  19. Ain't that the truth gnash, when i joined 7 years ago the boards were full of informative/interesting posts and threads, there were numerous members whose posts you looked forward too, now the vast majority have left, and most of those remaining rarely post anyway. Sad fact is the threads/posts are only as good as the boards members and many of the new "influx" of members have crawled straight from the gutter.......................
  20. Ok i'll put this to bed, Von is a friend and has told me she WON'T be back on the forum, and she was a mod a few years ago but wouldn't won't to be again..............
  21. Who knows, its her business but it says a lot about her that she contacted me privately, none of this pathetic delete me rubbish plastered all over the forum..............
  22. Von asked me to close her account......
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