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Simoman

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  1. I have seen the tweenies too wilf, they rocked!!!
  2. poodles even? Poddles was banned for abuse
  3. I lyk you still junior, but only sexually............
  4. me and minshaw man used to date... I didn't know you lyked men?
  5. It always does wilfred my old chum, it always does
  6. Im not sure who i feel sorry for, Millet or MM................but i lyk them both
  7. Ohhhh....manly ! Lol lol When you only worked with women the only way is up ..so to speak
  8. Thats far fetched..dont believe you have a mate Only the one Romany.. ..unless you want to be my new best friend.. Is his name Minshaw Man?
  9. Im Simon, and have male genetalia, ergo im a man=simoman, plus being the Swiss Toni of the hunting life its what the girs at work called me as i always came to their rescue with manly things......
  10. He already uses it, before he had a face like a welders elbow, now his skin is silk smooth, he lyks it
  11. Would you sort him out lyk? Even though he has admitted hes an old man lyk?
  12. No, but i do know Jeremy Jay and Carl Crow........
  13. Kangol/Greyhound.........or failing that a herding dog bred lurcher from working parents
  14. A dog of that breeding should be at least 17" tts by that age, sell it...........
  15. Sounds like a fairy tale to me, no lead would keep said lab owners obese mutts away from the fryer............
  16. Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge

    1. trappa

      trappa

      feckin love swiss toni. LEGEND

    2. bird

      bird

      what about a off roader big + wide ? had few them got 1 now lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Whats the exhuast system on it like Bird....? :-)

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  17. Simoman

    dynamo

    Brilliant stuff, not a fan of magic but his tricks are mind boggling.........
  18. What fish and veg do you give them and how? Tinned sardines, grated carrot, broccoli, spinach, cabbage etc, i used to bledn it, freeze it and defrost with the meat............ Thanks for that, my pup is 5 months old and I want to give Him the best start I have been feeding him eukanuba puppy, given him raw chicken portions, mince beef, tinned sardines and mackerel but never any veg. I give him an egg ever day. Does this sound ok apart from no veg? Yes mate sounds good., personally if you can i would cut out the eukanuba and feed 60% mince and veg and 40% raw meaty bones such as wi
  19. Do you wanna slap! No, i don't lyk violence
  20. Hopefully get to see it scare some rabbits this season..........
  21. Sell it for housing development, every f****r else does..............
  22. ..........surely depends where you put the tennis ball? No its all gay, unless your dog is retreiving razor wire by the time its 12 weeks it should be euthanased.............
  23. Anyone who knows anything about working dogs, i mean proper well 'ard working dogs knows a tennis ball is well gay lyk......................
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