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  1. MH1

    Sea to barbie

    How far off shore were you?
  2. This would be funny if it wasn't fcking real.. https://www.bbc.com/pidgin
  3. On the subject of breeding, don't know what it is but every dalmatian I've bumped into recently has been a cnut
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    Fukcing pikeys

    Who looks after the houses when they're away....? Lol
  5. Haven't some mosques in London applied to do a daily call to prayer over loud speakers indefinitely?
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    Fukcing pikeys

    I'd be surprised if the police actually entered any camp. Effectively they hold towns to ransom whenever they turn up and get away with it every time
  7. There was one in Afghanistan that did some Taliban over with a tripod https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipprasad_Pun
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    Pm advisor

    Lucky you if you’ve managed to avoid the story of Dominic Cummings, advisor to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, who is being pilloried by the press for daring to drive to his parents house during Britain’s antediluvian, “lockdown” measures. In short, Cummings drove some way across the country while the public was being told to effectively shelter in place for weeks. He says he was just visiting his parents hoping to get some childcare out of them as he and his partner were both incapacitated with symptoms of the coronavirus. The media vehemently disagrees.
  9. I've tried to cancel an order but heard nothing back
  10. Get Simon Cowell to knock up a series, a bit like X Factor, but some scumbag gets slotted at the end
  11. MH1

    Stoat Attack

    He's had your pants down Wilf ?
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    Gyms shut

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/British-Army-Military-NATO-8ft-Straight-Towing-Shunting-HGV-Tow-Bar-35-Ton-/233226900433
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    Coronavirus

    Forgot the clapping was on tonight, walking back with the dog and getting dirty looks off everyone lol
  14. Have you see when she's getting interviewed without a script?
  15. MH1

    Gyms shut

    Just ordered a sandbag, see how I get on with that. I'll be cancelling gym membership at this rate lol
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    Gyms shut

    ? yeah, you definitely need to build up a tolerance to pre workouts. I only have one of those grenade capsules, find 2 a bit much and end up sat on the settee for ages staring into space lol
  17. MH1

    Gyms shut

    Pure caffeine tablets or Grenade Black Ops if I'm feeling flush lol
  18. MH1

    Gyms shut

    Haha job keeps me fit enough with the climbing but missing out on the strength training
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    Gyms shut

    Does anyone use/used odd objects for lifting - sandbags, kegs, tyres things like that? Thinking of getting a few bits for the garden, can't see gyms opening any time soon.
  20. Can't drive somewhere where you can guarantee not to bump into anyone but can walk round town and see every fat bird in Wales huffing and puffing power walking about in lycra ??
  21. MH1

    VE day

    Have you got or can you get his regimental number and get info that way?
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