Jump to content

dytkos

Donator
  • Content Count

    16,652
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    22

Everything posted by dytkos

  1. He came in the pub and said "Do it you not know who I am?" When asked for a card to set up a tab. I said "No idea mate, card please" Circa 2010 Cheers, D.
  2. The connection. Doesn't matter if the football is good or bad, it's in the blood, course we all want the same thing but it's intrinsic to keep the original values/ethos. f**k knows lol Cheers, D.
  3. My (Scouse)neighbour made some from big nettles in his garden. Shite. Typical Scouser lol. Cheers, D
  4. Nice one Keith, my tumour is still shrinking, will still kill me but not just yet Keep on keeping on Cheers, D.
  5. Plenty of coursing lads of Asian origin about in the 80s, second generation. Cheers, D.
  6. It's not like that Wilf, the connection is broken. I get that with Gnasher, we're the same. Cheers, D.
  7. Dreading this affa Cheers, D.
  8. Watched The Hangover again last night, not as funny 4th time around. Cheers, D.
  9. TwoBob sleeps in his Peugeot Partner at the fishing comp. When I say in...... His air bed is a foot longer than the load bed lol Cheers, D.
  10. Well we've turned in the biggest shambles since last January when we fecked up our transfer window. Didn't think we could top that but feck me Venkys and Waggott out - cnuts. Cheers, D.
  11. dytkos

    Frogspawn?

    Plenty of daffs down here but I checked my usual frog spawn place a couple of days ago and nothing. Cheers, D.
  12. And Escape to the Country. Terminal Lung Cancer Hope I last longer than a f***ing year. Cheers, D.
  13. Mark Almond? Cheers, D.
  14. First pic I thought that was a bird sat on the kit till I zoomed in lol Cheers, D.
  15. Kinell Sean, only just seen this. Your lads a nice young fella, hope he makes a swift and full recovery and there's no comeback after the twat gets what he deserves. Cheers, D.
  16. I had one, cracking dog on fox, pikeys nicked him Cheers, D.
  17. Happy belated birthday Mrs M. Cheers, D.
  18. When I was younger my parents had a book that was shaped like a tombstone. It was called "a small book of grave humour" and it featured a collection of interesting headstones. Always remember this one from mid west America. Here lies the body of Lester Moore Four slugs from a "44" No Les, No Moore. Cheers, D.
  19. Too long in the tooth now mate, that was nearly 50 years back Cheers, D.
  20. My old man was a mason. At 18 I got asked if I wanted to join but I said no, working on the principle that any establishment thing was not for me. Wrong decision with hindsight. Cheers, D.
  21. Nearly a pint, Burnley shite Cheers, D.
  22. Longest topic update? Cheers, D.
  23. Can't remember any hunting posts you've put up but plenty of shit stirring ones and a few creeping ones to other members Cheers, D.
×
×
  • Create New...