Greyman
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Everything posted by Greyman
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fairplay dude glad your ok get yourself a little headtorch and make a habit of wearing it round your neck whenever your out at night
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Push bikes to fat blokes are the same as gym membership for fat chicks, they both think that by owning them they will loose weight, there are loads out there collecting dust mate just waiting for you to track them down, as I said I bought mine for £150 hardly used, also ended up plastering a few rooms in fat blokes house for £800 when he saw the sign writing on the van I went to collect the bike in, just keep scanning the second hand sites, also bought the brand new folding Ferrari for £150 last year, time of the year makes It a bit difficult to bag bargains on bikes, but winter is when to str
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Mid 50's and a second vote for orange, I,ve had mine years bought it second hand off a fat bloke that never rode it for £150 great bike ??
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I, d walk out on a funeral, or a days work in the blink of an eye and drive the length or breadth of the country if my kids phoned me for help, and my youngest is 24, but it's the job I took on and the contract has no end date, after 30 odd years of doing it the rewards are still worth it and a week don't go by they don't do something to remind me how worth it my sacrifices have been, your still paying in mate but in ten years time when they are rescuing you from the local when your to drunk to get home or something simular you,ll realise why you did it and how lucky you are, enjoy it while i
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I don't mate, but I,m not stupid enough to get all excited about something that's just a smoke screen, the outcome of brexit has already been written and crying over my keyboard won't change f**k all, did they really need a massive jolly away in a big country mansion drinking subsidised wine and claiming double time plus expenses from the tax paying public, to come up with a piece of shit paper that could of been drawn up in an hour in an office anywere, I watch what's happening but have no real faith in anyone I don't know,
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You also predicted that kebab men were planning on over throwing the uk by poisoning kebabs, and Putin had intentions on the highlands of Scotland, if memory serves, don't really make you Nostradamus more pike from dads army "" don't panic mr mannering"" ??
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It's a draft proposal mate nothing more and nothing less, it will be laughed out of parliament and spell the end of tresame if she tries to press ahead with it, but it's achieved a bit more hatred and anger from the dads army brigade, as can be seen on here,
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If your local and the price is right, I,ll PM you my phone number, I only use the finest paper with added moisturiser honest,
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It,s the wealthy fuckers buying the products that deserve to be fed to the lions, not the poor uneducated bloke risking his life every night to feed his family, don't let the headlines hide the truth mate ?
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it's just a draft proposal, that will be looked at laughed at and rejected by the eu,getting the 27 country,s in the eu to agree on anything does,nt happen that's why the state of Europe has failed since the Roman Empire first attempted to create it, napoleon and Adolf hitler, had simular success, The final chapter will end in war after our leaders have generated enough hatred for our nieghbour,s, it's a well rehearsed script that solves the population crisis, and re distributes all the wealth back to the top, so as stiffy says, just enjoy your little lot while you can and hope the button doe
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I saw someone doing lawn treatment a while back, he turned up with a spray pack on his back, it could of contained water for all anyone new or cared, went in every garden in the street I was working in spent around 10 mins spraying the garden and moved on, being always on the look out for a nice little earner I got chatting with him, he said it was a weed and feed solution and he charges £15 per application, he does it for all his customers, then they pay him to mow the lawn once a month as well after they have payed him to make it grow faster, it's like the shop at the top of the hill sketch
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As people get more state dependent and think everything can be solved with an app, people willing to get dirty and graft for a living will have some good years ahead, and even the humble window cleaner can charge what he wants as modern man is to busy worrying how to climb a ladder in skinny jeans or if the wind will ruin his hair if he ever gets to the top, we even have the old fashioned milkman making a comeback around here,
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This fella was locked on a balcony in a tower block in a shit part of town for 9 months, before he was stolen by some well meaning person who then dumped him on someone else that lost interest after two minutes and he had a shed in a garden for the following 9 months, here he is three years on with his forever owner me,he first walked on grass at nearly 2 years old, so I agree with the first person to answer you,find him a good home and say he ran off, sadly it's the life of many dogs it's just not nice as its being shoved in your face and you clearly have more conscience than its owners, hope
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What part of the country you in mate, I know a few of the cider makers in and around Somerset sell the barrels, I guess there are other sources like distillery,s if your in Scotland or Ireland, though I recon it would work out just as cheap to just buy a load of tongue and groove and knock something up yourself in an arc shape
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The old jimney is the Morris minor of modern motors, millions made and they will be on our roads for years to come, that thing at the top is to spread it's appeal to the USA I would suggest, though they should fit just one seat if it's as small as the old model to accommodate one lard arse and a supersize premium deluxe monster chicken meal with fries and a gallon of extra fizzy double sugar drink
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The amount of skid marks in my Chud,s would have the opposite effect and boil the water, handy if you want a cup of tea ?
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Be proud mate, you,ve earned the right to wear your underpants over your trousers for a few days,enjoy it ?
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Now there,s a shock, you don't seem like the type of person to just go on there to argue and annoy people, ??
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That's good because I done what I thought was a rather impressive tuck and roll through the living room window, they had put a frying pan on full of fat with a plastic spatula left in it then forgot they were cooking dinner and took a seat in the sun, totally oblivious to all the smoke billowing out,
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You may be right as it seemed to be under the grass, I had a lurcher and two terriers with me so I understand your emotions ?
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When I was a kid a school mate was drowned in about 5ft of water when the person he tried to save pulled him under with him and drowned them both, always a risk in water mate even if it is only predatory fish ?
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Quite a strange thing happened to me this morning when I was out on an early mooch, due to the current heatwave been getting out a bit earlier to avoid the heat and on my way back to the van around 9am I encountered a badger out and about, after a couple of interesting minutes getting the dogs on there leads I parted the long grass to see what all the fuss was about and there was a black and white face looking up at me he turned away and carried on through the hedge into the woods, but in over 40 years of being out and about its the first one I,ve ever encountered in broad daylight so was won
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I think people that stop and think will never jump in, some are wired up different to others, a few weeks back I ran into a house that was on fire and got an old couple out who had dementia, put out the fire and called there daughter I then went back and finished plastering the house two doors along that I had been working on when my labourer had noticed the smoke pouring from the Windows, I never thought anything about it until my misses found out and went mad at me for being so selfish as I,d risked my own life to save them, but it never entered my head for a moment, then the family tried to
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I,d be frightened to put anything on that its better than any car I,ve owned, smiley transits with ply wood greedy boards or iveco,s with hiabs for proper tatters, that thing will cost more than it earns, nice van though ?
