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Greyman

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  1. Just read the americans are going to fly an inflatable sadiq Kant blimp over there embassy wearing a stab vest, to represent the 1296 stabbing so far reported in London this year, hope it's not fake news
  2. Better off using eBay mate I no they charge you but you get less nutters trying to swap shit or Africans asking you to post to Uganda, have sold stuff on most public platforms but now only use eBay and PayPal for the reasons everyone is mentioning here, I was selling a transit van some years back in a free add paper and a bloke kept messaging me asking me to swap it for a fish tank, I was after a smaller van at the time and had put in the add that I'd swap for a small van of simular value but fish tank man was just relentless, I asked him if there was room for my tools and a few bags of plast
  3. Feck me, been a while mate hope alls good, been wondering what happened thought you,d gone off in pursuit of new adventures
  4. Greyman

    SPEECH

    Do what I did, write an epic speech of biblical proportions, show it to all concerned and get all there approval then just stand up and read the last sentence job done in less than 3 minutes,luckily the other dad was a comedian in his own eyes and by the time he,d finished everyone just wanted it over and for him to sit down and shut up, it was,nt until the standard let's watch the wedding video moment weeks later that anyone noticed I,d missed out nearly all my speech, I hate public speaking dont do religion and like my own company so the wedding speech was my worst nightmare in the world eve
  5. I,ve caught loads at night by just putting a landing net in the water and baiting with trout pellet or luncheon meat leave for half an hour and lift it out, depending how infested your water is a couple of dips is usually a pan full and no illegal trapping,though casting a spinner at the commercial pots and reeling them in is much quicker ?
  6. As a kid growing up before heating, when open fires and stoves were the only heat source in a house, chimney fires were common but never seemed to come to anything, a nieghbour would knock the door tell you your chimney was on fire, and you simply put your board over the fireplace to cut off the air or a small amount of water in a stove to form a steam cloud which would put it out, today people call the fire brigade who stuff a high powered hose down the chimney and flood your house with 10 00000 gallons of water leaving you with a massive mess and an expensive insurance claim,
  7. What do they asses, how you handle your tool or can you work the rod, it's only sticking a brush up a hole after all,
  8. Sadly I have to agree with the last paragraph as waters that get trapped on regularly seem to be over run were as waters left alone seem to find a balance, but I,ve ate hundreds and never thought I should seek anyone's permission to harvest a few nice meals or get a permit, are you looking at making money from it or just feeding yourself, if it's the latter just go for it, the former you will struggle to sell them without the permits good luck and enjoy
  9. Have also been done up like a kipper by the legal system and the cps, have also proved in several court cases that the police and cps have falsified evidence to get a conviction against me, they have zero interest in truth just securing convictions at all costs, you only have to look at the conviction of Barry George in the Jill dando case as an example of how far they will go, they had to justify spending 5million quid so fitted up the local retard, who had no one to protect or defend him
  10. Put a damp cloth on the scratch or grove then put a hot iron on the cloth, if it's scratched all over you will just have to sand it all and re varnish, ?
  11. It's easier to have a big pan on in our house as I never no how many will turn up, likewise the Barbie, cook for loads and if they don't turn up we can eat it tomorrow, enjoy the game
  12. My feelings exactly mate, have no team, never watch football, don't really like talking football, but the flags come out for the World Cup, euro,s and rugby six nations can't help myself, ??
  13. Beers in the fridge curry,s on the stove flags are flying from the house, cars and van, kids all coming in after work , think I,m ready ??????
  14. Had one run over the bonnet of my escort van once, have also seen a few dogs killed by deer taking them onto main roads over the years, a girl I no brought the m5 to a standstill near me when her pet dog chased a deer luckily the dog was rescued from the central reservation, it happens to often for it not to be a method of escape a few people I have spoken to back in the day recon fox,s will do it when they are being chased by the hounds as well,
  15. Very much doubt it, of the16 leopard species it's the least likely culprit, I once found a fox cut clean in half on the tracks it was cut and sealed not a spec of blood by the train, sorry pre camera phone days so can't prove it but always wondered how a train could sneak up on a fox, deer sometimes run in front of things to avoid pursuers, he obviously got his distances wrong
  16. I use a 1742 with a one third loop and find that's as good as tbg with 9.5 mm steel and can go up to 12mm leads if I use it full looped also done a sling bow which worked well with it
  17. It's also one of the few places in the land you can get done for trespass in a court of law, I no I was that boy ??
  18. I think over the years they have also burst a few canals open by digging the banks out, but if we admit to all the damage they have caused, like the TB, hedgehogs,hares and millions spent on repairing the damage, then we would have to admit it was a terrible mistake giving a wild animal so much protection in the first place, and that will never happen
  19. Going right back to the OP, i,ve just been over to your very own neck of the woods, and for me the place was pretty stunning and the house prices very attractive, I,m just over the hill from you above penderyn only complaint fishing was a bit hard
  20. i no i only paid £800 for my latest transit,mad world aint it, good luck with your search, when i had my tipper i used to get one or two decent named bikes chucked on for scrap each year i gave a few to bike projects in bristol they would refurb them and sell them cheaply to people that needed one, have a google search in your area you may have one local to you that might be able to help
  21. i would imaging the dutch have pumps that could empty that cave in hours as a nation living below sea level they are light years ahead at shifting water, good luck to all involved,
  22. the orange, has a small shocker in the neck of the handlebars that takes the edge off any big bumps or jumps i,m likeley to do,i,m not a massive fan of suspension for mainly road use also prefer the look of a hardtail bike
  23. no i cut the wrapping band 10mm wide,it thins out a lot when you pull it tight and if its to narrow to begin with slowly cuts through the band as you pull it tight to wrap it but whenever i can i use tube
  24. fairplay dude glad your ok get yourself a little headtorch and make a habit of wearing it round your neck whenever your out at night
  25. Push bikes to fat blokes are the same as gym membership for fat chicks, they both think that by owning them they will loose weight, there are loads out there collecting dust mate just waiting for you to track them down, as I said I bought mine for £150 hardly used, also ended up plastering a few rooms in fat blokes house for £800 when he saw the sign writing on the van I went to collect the bike in, just keep scanning the second hand sites, also bought the brand new folding Ferrari for £150 last year, time of the year makes It a bit difficult to bag bargains on bikes, but winter is when to str
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