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Greyman

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  1. Greyman

    MP stabbed

    Fixed that for you mate, we worked and grafted for all we have and took no quarter, have never had anything given me all my life yet find it easy to out manoeuvre and be more successful than 99.9% of the lazy entitled wankers that live here, like many immigrants we just see lazy easy pickings and have thrived on a good work ethic
  2. Usually the piss mate, I,m on a large shipping canal not the normal muddy ditch, it’s 16 ft deep with shear sides so not easy to get out if you have a few scoops on board, (a bit like the Manchester ship canal) I have heard there was an incident between a paddle boarder and a boat, but you get a lot of story’s like that going round will find out in the next 24 hrs what really happened, ??
  3. Private ambulance just arrived and took the body away, ?
  4. Heard a choir of emergency vehicles racing through the village an hour or so back and the helicopter been up for ages seems someone else has been unlucky and drown in the canal, think that’s number 4 since I been here, just waiting for the body to be brought in, only slipway for miles so they all get pulled out here ??
  5. Greyman

    Rat bites

    Wheels disease ?? is when it’s in humans leptospirosis is in dogs but it’s the same thing, used to be known as rat catchers yellow as that’s what colour you go just before the end ??
  6. Greyman

    MP stabbed

    I,m a Heinz 57 mate no problem there and in my over simplistic way I just see people as c**t or not c**t, I avoid the first and associate with the latter, very little room for confusion ??
  7. Greyman

    MP stabbed

    You got to love him though, he does come out with some crackers ??
  8. Greyman

    MP stabbed

    Steady he’ll be round to straighten you both out if your not careful, his 10 days of isolating is nearly over then he’s touring Britain in a steam roller to level out anyone that’s dissed him while he’s been locked down, ???
  9. Half inch spanner and a lump hammer fixes most things this old girl was my daily runabout for many years only let me down once when the timing chain snapped because someone had previously fitted a split link in it, still cost less than £30 to repair and done on the side of the road ??
  10. His reactions always seem a few seconds behind, heart and chin is all he really has ??good fight with white chocolate last night quite enjoy him and mikey Garcia got beat as well
  11. Not if they are cold, interesting about this is there is a fault line through the island that has been shifting for years experts predict that if it slides into the sea there will be a tsunami far bigger than the one in Thailand and the first land it will hit is the USA
  12. This has been erupting for almost 4 weeks now, find it much more newsworthy than the normal daily doom and gloom we are fed ?
  13. I believe to use the for sale section you have to become a donator by donating five whole English pounds, then the world is your oyster ??
  14. “”The rabbit is a pest of plague proportions””, what are you running a pack of chihuahuas, ??
  15. You just dropped a fan belt all the other problems occurred because you had no fan belt, the issue was you never recognised the symptoms, I drive old motors all the time keep the fluids clean and topped up and learn to recognise what it means when your dash starts lighting up like Christmas ???
  16. Only joking WILF I,m no better that’s what happens when you look down to take a pic??
  17. You could keep it warm under there mate ??
  18. Funny there is beeswax with a drop of honey in the dandelion balm that I make as well ??
  19. ,I owned the same knife as a kid and was told when I bought it the spike was for removing stones from horses hooves as well ??
  20. Been for a bare footed walk with the dogs mate ?
  21. I’ve been making dandelion cream for a while which I rub on my joints ? but as a side effect it it very good for the skin and I have one mate that is using it on his psoriasis and recons it’s the best it’s been in years after using all the modern creams and my wife had a patch of excema on here back that has cleared up after using it so if you can be arsed it’s dead easy to make and does seem to work ??
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