I,m living my best life I live on my boat that I have dreamt of doing since my early twenty’s am in the process of selling off all my assets to live life exactly how we want to, my interest in cats has put me on tv,radio and magazine whilst you on the other hand worked in a pet shop during the 70s are still in your bedsit sewing up the holes in your socks to go out and paste up Jeremy corbyn posters before coming home to the exotic parrot you have and beating one off to a Diane abbot poster so don’t feel sad about my empty life it’s rather fantastic truth be told, now as I’ve said rather than