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I’m like Jesus ,but bald and I can hold a Malteser ….

I'm just getting things wrapped up. And I'll be on it from November until. Feb mate

Americans. Okay, not all 350 million of them, just the loudmouth blow hard ones that love the sound of their own voice…, which might actually be most of them.

You know what they say ; check, check and check again ! Cheers.

I checked there was no single reservoir serving Brixton before I posted. Didn't want to give 'you know who' any ideas.

I checked there was no single reservoir serving Brixton before I posted. Didn't want to give 'you know who' any ideas.

From this To this to.. bass, home made skinny chips, broccoli and home made white wine and cream sauce...

He was full of shit thon bloke, ever remember marshman? He hasnt been on in years

Before I posted I checked there was no single reaevoir serving Brixton. Wilf can be a bit unpredictable.

Before I posted I checked there was no single reaevoir serving Brixton. Wilf can be a bit unpredictable.

I wonder what happed to him ? He told me he had been a Colonel in the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. I said should he really be advertising that ? Cheers.

For some reason I've got a picture in my head of Desertbred on the phone shouting "lads lads I've got a great idea "

Get her retrieving little dummies so she knows about grabbing stuff . Or maybe swing a lure on a stick and string till she catches it. When she nails it coax her back to you. Keep at it for a just few minutes a day -maybe for many days . It's so much fun for the dog she won't realise she's even being trained. You'll be on your way to having a dog that chases, catches and even retrieves! All in one combined lesson. Once she's carrying/ retrieving, up the weight of the dummies and lures . That way she won't be shocked by the weight and wrigglyness of the first rabbit s

They is lads sitting in jails up and down England serving ipp sentence for the most stupid of crimes , stealing a bike and still in prison 15 years later,why ? Because the system is broken and I bet not one perv ,Pedo got a ipp sentence because the very people who are doing the sentencing are fcuking pervs ,

Paulus you big dosser Where you been freeze dried or doing hard time?

He could make me laugh before he opened his mouth. Ken Dodd was the same as well as Tommy Cooper. None of them ever told dirty jokes either. Brilliant comics.

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Yes bye bye go on hurry up PISS OFF .... don't bother to return

They've been evicted from one area of woodland, so they just moved over the fence a few yards away. Waste of money. When people get bored with them, stop giving them food and the winter frosts arrive, they will gone sharpish.

How can us having digital id stop illegal immigrants from working in the black economy?. We have an estimated 1.2 million illegal immigrants here, a huge number work cash in hand under the radar. Issuing id cards will do shit to stop it. If he was serious about stopping illegal immigration then he already knows what to do. The speech he gave today basically vindicated those who he has been calling " Right wing thugs" since the riots the summer before last. it also meant that people have been jailed over posts and tweets for saying basically what he said today, The man is nothing more than a WE

But that's exactly what England used to do is it not ? British empire .

Absolutely off topic but someone mentioned Stan Boardman on here the other day. Hes 87 and I’ve just watched him being interviewed on tv. They asked him about his family, he said his grandson said “ grandad can you make a noise like a frog ?” He said “ why” ? The grandson said “ mum said when you croak, we’re going to Disneyland” ! I cracked up laughing, tears in my eyes perfect timing, the old ‘uns are still the best, the jokes and the comedians ! Cheers.

They taking the piss, just leave them alone because they really ain't hurting anyone. They African but women got yank accents

As I heard it's going to take a lot of money and the companies who wish to deal with this is going to find how hard to get everyone to have this not everyone got a smartphone and where is the funding to get all this up and running I know the government don't like paying to much the torys think this a smoke screen