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We all go somewhere, might as well give a feed along the way mate

Touchè

Not cheap a burial these days £4000 or more

Obviously there's a sexual niceness to getting a zap but how do I es explain that to the dogs?

The opposite to your brother on that video then

You sure that wasn’t Pippa Middleton ?

True story ! lol

Lol just took the pube 200 come on lol

Big wee man of the Grange (if you know, you know), the cave (again) and seagull's mum. She yelled my name like I was the Messiah I just made a BBQ and swam in the river

Put some money in for him then ya tight twat

Writing shite like this. This is why many end up standing in shite. Due to not watching where their going. Always following the next man.

What about flipping it to brown the top ? Or does that not work ? …. Blow torch is more fun I must admit … or you could flambé it maybe

He used to be in my squadron many years ago Nah , he’s not for me

Remember doing a bit of sea cliff climbing in Cornwall in the late 90s. As we were climbing there were pigeons on some of the ledges. As we climbed up I reached up onto a ledge and a pigeon flew off. Out of nowhere there was huge bang like balloon being popped and I was covered in feathers. Mate below said as the pigeon left the cliff a peregrine came from nowhere and hit the pigeon. Off it went. Would have been awesome to have got that on film.

Don’t like him stiff? A thought a man like that would have been well respected in your game

10 minutes of your life wasted.

You can't skrimp on cheap chocolate biscuits or peasant brew tea....McVites and Twinnings Earl Grey all the way pal

That’s makes sense . But I know they do bath , the peregrines nest and roost on st Jon’s church which backs onto the river ( which may make the difference?) , one goes up high , sometimes they just wait for them to take flight or they sometimes work as a pair and one hustles them into panic , when they’re over the river they drop on them and sometimes smash them into the water , I’ve seen one do it then go back and retrieve it scooping it up …. The pigeons all roost lower on the church and on the nearby buildings and are there constantly..

The only reason id get stuck in fer my country is respect for the millions who died so that we could let owd blighty come to this, shame on us eh, yes I'm an owd lad, but I'm.still.standing

Don't give up your day job.

He can f**k off , he’s David Brent who does CrossFit

Bangers made it trot 5k to the swim , then it necked one of them thatchers through dire thirst and then promptly fell over and landed in the undergrowth

She was tethered down with an old steel rod rest. She wasn't going nowhere

Small man of coniston?