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  2. If your over here next year, ill take you up for a day with us, on us, now as you know the atlantic salmon is a harder beast to catch
  3. Well-done mate good few hours that between you. 8 & 3. It's ashame about its tail. Stunning fish.
  4. Give him a sound thrashing.
  5. I had a Russell years ago running around on this field near some Yorkshire stone boulders that are there to stop motors getting onto the land plus flood defence. Grass had grown half way up them. Russell's ran head on. Knocked it's self out. Woke up screaming . c**t just fell on its back out cold. f***ing shit myself. Thought the poor c**t had broke it's neck.
  6. Exactly. Total unoriginal shit. Bit embarrassing really. Thank f**k my grandkids are in their late teens and are past all that . I'm sure a lot of black on black crime is generated by ' lowlife crime' rap. Why young white kids lap it up is beyond me. Christ, I mentioned the 'b' word.......Take cover. Here comes Wilf.
  7. You won't have been the first to make a f**k up lamping , you won't be the last mate keep ya chin up.
  8. I honestly didn't know bangers I'm glad I don't have anything like that round here it must be a nightmare for you lads no wonder you need a hard dog to get the job done
  9. According to my age, I shouldn't like rap. But that's incorrect, some of it is great. I have quite a few tracks on my phone. Alex Ferguson likes it too! But in twenty years time, people will laugh themselves stupid at the clichéd movements that all rappers perform. The crossed arms, the knife to the throat, the victim lyrics, Ffs. Something original please!
  10. Whippets are game lil dogs under rated but you'll not get a better rabbiting dog than a whippet
  11. Cheers mate, she thinks she's bigger than what she is lol bold as brass
  12. Had a likely looking thing in the thermal looked OK 2 me lamp.on thought this is had it dog went 10 foot stopped looked at me I said get on ffs dog just looked at me again I thought wtf up wi ya walked abit closer it never moved and I'm egging the dog on then a young foal stood up dog looked at me again I didn't want 2 talk about it
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  14. I do mate. Cheaper oop North. £ 60.00. I have a bi annual appointment with a very young and comely female Indian audiologist, complete with Sarong, who works at Specsavers. She is exquisitely beautiful with a very feminine air and greets me like a firm favourite. She's very tactile. Pats my hand and asks if I'm OK every few seconds. I don't need it done twice a year. I just go for the heavenly, somewhat pervy experience. Its the only pleasure I have.
  15. Very nice and nutrition is maintained in the veg
  16. Any good little terrier x spaniel pups ? Or similar
  17. Truth be told I'm blind at night well a bit at distance I see eyes I called them no movement wind was blowing clean in my face so I slipped any way dog tackles it adjusted the peepers and it was a sheep
  18. I'm not over the border hey
  19. I've done worse. had dogs loose teeth on very rabbity looking rocks at distance
  20. Another toad in the hole tonight, farmers keep giving me spuds and eggs at the minute so it’s a good way to use the up, I’m getting a bit sick of egg buttys at work every day though
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