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  2. Well over 30 years ago living on hippy sites i had a sandy coloured beddy bitch, one time she and another dog i had fecked off for a walk and got picked up by the dog warden type thing. It took me a week to gget them back as i had to prove they were mine etc etc and living on a shit hole p***y transit site outside Swindon wasn't a great address,anyway the RSPCA brought them back and he opened the van door and out jumped my Alsatian x thing and then one of those clipped up things jumped out, the folks around me fell about laughing and i went fecking mental saying what you done to me dog, you ut
  3. Pheasant breast and black pudding pie, with a chilled Pinot; Bon Apetit.
  4. Classed a a pest and you can shoot them legally with a shot gun , just saying..
  5. All the curry's your feeding him
  6. A Buttallo (? spelling) roe deer call works a treat and even if you imitate one they will come in to it, always found it better than barking back at them as it goes..
  7. Wilf.... They certainly make a racket don't they, they could get you in trouble
  8. I’d agree, but there was just chicken in the fridge
  9. I haven’t got any kids ( that I know of ) and I’m thinking 48 is a bit too late to start and it would completely change my life as I would be a stay at home dad because I can’t earn anywhere near what Mrs Stav does, saying that, if it had been positive I’m sure it would of been fine, I’d be more worried about bringing another kid into the toilet this country has become
  10. Lol his lass said since he's b3en out with me his legs are twice the size
  11. Are they them skinny fitting jeans
  12. Ain’t gettin to me mate haha I find it highly amusing how a jealous he is haha an then accusing others of being jealous of him ffs haha it’s comedy gold haha
  13. Today
  14. Why would you not cut out those split bricks and replace them, only an extra 10 mins work your new name should be Turpin.... because at least that cnut ,had the decency to wear a mask when he robbed folk's stick to peddling them budgies
  15. Pics from the last few days No shortage of the wet stuff
  16. And a bit of last nights ham chicken and leek pie for tea
  17. Up the bangers old skinny dogs git up
  18. I always thought that the alarm noise they make when caught by a dog is one the most blood curdling sounds there is.
  19. He was shaking like a shitting dog lol
  20. He's seal skins trainers mate I'm boots but have been trainers me self easier in the sandy boots are ruthless
  21. Had one run out at us on a shoot once, me and my pal was saying to bloke in the next peg “Go on John, shoot….shoot it John…” and he was like “No, I can’t” and we was “You can John, go on you can do it” so he shot it and all the other members shit them selves and me and my pal were “Oh John, what the f**k did you do that for ?……can’t believe you John…..” Me and my mate was f***ing crying and these dudes shitting a brick aeound us ! lol
  22. Saw the swans having a little tidy round last years nest this morning
  23. I remember meeting an old guy many years ago and he told me they used to bring their Lakies over from Cumberland to Northumberland to cross them with Beddy’s to “put a bit more fire in them “ ! How times have changed . Cheers.
  24. Cannot do, my BMW 4x4 has developed a DriveTrain issue, it is going in next week so I will have to see how much that is going to be as BMW know how to charge............................................. not good for my pension. Phil
  25. Least yous are dressed for too pop in for a curry on the way home lol
  26. Did turn a corner at the shotgun club and there was one not 8 feet from me .stupid little thing just stood and stared at me.eventually I just moved and he legged it barking as he did so
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