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#31 dytkos

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 03:10 pm

You can't Polish a turd...


You can cover it in glitter though

Cheers, D.
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#32 singles

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 04:32 pm

" You can only piss with the cock you've got " !
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#33 Hertspoacher

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 05:23 pm

You can't teach stupid

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 05:54 pm

You can take a horse to water

But a pencil must be lead
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Posted 17 August 2017 - 06:13 pm

Look after your broom
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Posted 17 August 2017 - 08:29 pm

Let the dog see the rabbit 😂
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#37 singles

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 09:19 pm

" it is what it is
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#38 nothernlite

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 09:40 pm

Fanniebaws
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#39 Francie

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 09:46 pm

Feck it

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 09:50 pm

" If you can't stand the heat , get out of the kitchen "
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Posted 17 August 2017 - 09:59 pm

My Dad used to say " If your not in bed by 10.30pm ... come home" 😉 Atb
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#42 lurcherman 887

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 10:06 pm

Eat shite

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 10:28 pm

A dog is either a sleeper or a keeper you need 3 things in life a good pair of boots a good bed or a good woman because you will always be in one of them don't shit on your own doorstep never judge a book by its cover and take everyday as it comes just a few I've heard over the years

Edited by blackmaggie, 17 August 2017 - 10:30 pm.

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 10:37 pm

Don't whistle with custard in your mouth :whistling:



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Posted 17 August 2017 - 10:40 pm

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
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