Borr 7,760 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 10 minutes ago, NEWKID said: Was at my cousins daughters wedding in the summer, the day do in the football club ..we had a packet of crisps for starters, I shit you not...it was brilliant... choice of sandwiches for main... i sent a pic to Socks as he reckons the valleys is the roughest for a wedding do...this was up there!! Lol To add, the crisps were served in the bag on a plate.... culinary masterpiece!! Lol Don't knock it , I got married in the valleys lol , we did the whole shebang for a grand that included venue DJ (free as he liked it) band , two dresses and a buffet and cake and photos , it was quality....well it was fun at least....and my mate got married in Disneyland no guest paid a 1k for pics and they wanted £800 for mini and Mickey to be there lol, another fella I worked with was still paying of wedding 9 years later and was divorced lol... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,523 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 13 minutes ago, Borr said: Don't knock it , I got married in the valleys lol , we did the whole shebang for a grand that included venue DJ (free as he liked it) band , two dresses and a buffet and cake and photos , it was quality....well it was fun at least....and my mate got married in Disneyland no guest paid a 1k for pics and they wanted £800 for mini and Mickey to be there lol, another fella I worked with was still paying of wedding 9 years later and was divorced lol... It ain't how much you spend mate, I think these huge affairs are mental to be honest!! But a packet of crisps served on a plate cracked me up.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MH1 1,920 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Weddings and stag do's that take place over a few days, waste of time! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 7,760 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 I wasn't being serious , it was a comical affair , we didn't get crisps , had the bar below ask for a bottle of tuica though lol....it was great to see folk from all walks of life coming together, I do enjoy keeping it simple seems easier for people to let their hair down, I've been to wedding with people buying £500 bottles and £50 a shot of whisky but it pressurised the event I feel , luckily my mate gave me a handful of bar tokens 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 31,475 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Qbgrey said: People at weddings that as soon as the buffers open they are usain bolting it up to the plates , grabbing food like it’s thier last meal, piling it up like the Eiffel tower spilling it all on the floor on the way back to thier seat You gotta be in first because in 10mins every grubby f****r in the room has fingered everything multiple times 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Borr said: Don't knock it , I got married in the valleys lol , we did the whole shebang for a grand that included venue DJ (free as he liked it) band , two dresses and a buffet and cake and photos , it was quality....well it was fun at least....and my mate got married in Disneyland no guest paid a 1k for pics and they wanted £800 for mini and Mickey to be there lol, another fella I worked with was still paying of wedding 9 years later and was divorced lol... When I got married years ago , it was registry office do she had dress Dorothy Perkins I had a river island suit , we went to a pub for meal afterwards and her mum an my parents went halves on the bill cost me more to get divorced from her 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 People who brake hard or pull over when blue lit ambulance come towards them but the ambulance doesn’t need to leave their road lane night time drivers who brake like fcuk when a lorry/tractor comes towards them ? It’s on other side the road for crying out loud. people who eat noisily. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Woman who slow down at the point your about 2 ajaculate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 5,162 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Flies I f***ing hate them, and silly fuckers who vape walking around in a stale strawberry smelling cloud clutching the vape like a baby’s dummy it screams I have no will power sad fuckers… 4 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 17,062 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 (edited) Disrespectful Cnts in general Edited February 8, 2022 by green lurchers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,264 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 When you go to a bbq and the foods anemic looking frozen chicken un marinated meat.then they Chuck it on to un ready charcoal and burn the outside and the middles frozen.serve it up to you. I’m off like a shot. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,264 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Those daft c**ts that put (one life live it!) on thier land rovers, yup really living life to the full driving a car that almost servers your spinal cord when you hit a pothole Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,264 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 When selling a car for 2000 and just because they wave cash in front you you are going to foam at the mouth and go down on your knees and take 1000 for it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,264 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 (edited) Middle age men in reasonable restaurants with family dressed in a adidas hoody and trakkies with trainers on. Sloppy c**ts Edited February 8, 2022 by Qbgrey 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,579 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 c**ts that act surprised when they get turned away from our pub on a weekend cos there dressed in tracksuit....its not a f***ing gym ....then they tell me it cost a grand...fucksake.....still not coming in 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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