Pet hates.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,512]

14 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

I've  noticed,that since shops like Gregg's,spar,Tesco etc started delivering through these apps .... service has gone right down hill?your stood there like a prick, while the workers chat shit and move with the  speed of a corpse...They only interested in serving old Mohammed,so he can jump back onto his f***ing moped...to go and serve fat Brenda a f***ing sausage roll ?? Boils my piss...3 times in 2 days last week,the same retarded Uber delivery driver,was weaving in and out of traffic , driving like a complete wanker...I blocked the stupid cnut and got out the truck and told him straight...your not in Mumbai....do that again and I will drive the f**k over you....and weigh off the moped for scrap....smelly cnuts need telling

The shop I go to is a necessary evil as it’s the post office my never ending stream of vinted deliveries arrive at . It f***ing breaks me as you can be 5 / 6 deep in the queue and some f***ing thing who would be sacked in a proper job decides It’s time she fills in her f***ing gimp mate whose just popped in on the latest developments in her dramatic Friday night 

it’ll get dramatic in here in a minute if you don’t start shuffling that diabetic pale carcass and get me my Mike myers mask , Minecraft t shirt and Cher fridge magnet all bought in a savvy 20% off deal for the same buyer 

get f***ing Back 

[Daniel cain 49,404]

2 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

The shop I go to is a necessary evil as it’s the post office my never ending stream of vinted deliveries arrive at . It f***ing breaks me as you can be 5 / 6 deep in the queue and some f***ing thing who would be sacked in a proper job decides It’s time she fills in her f***ing gimp mate whose just popped in on the latest developments in her dramatic Friday night 

it’ll get dramatic in here in a minute if you don’t start shuffling that diabetic pale carcass and get me my Mike myers mask , Minecraft t shirt and Cher fridge magnet all bought in a savvy 20% off deal for the same buyer 

get f***ing Back 

Morrisons have sold off all their supermarket petrol stations...My local one is now being run by some of the rudest cnuts I've ever had the misfortune to meet,can't pay at the pumps like before...there's nothing on the shelves in there under £1:50,you wait 5 mins for them to switch the pump on,then 10 mins while they finish off their phonecall before you can pay I've stopped using them,and fill up elsewhere ...

[WILF 51,080]

19 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

This is gonna be controversial 

and there for the grace of god go I , as I have a child with fairly apparent autism who can able in people’s faces but at least we attempt to rein him in. 

but I am slowly developing an intense dislike of utter ignorant c**ts in electric wheelchairs 

twice today , I’ve seen complete lack of manners from those afflicted 

one a man sat in front of a couch in the barbers , parked square in front of it meaning folk coming in had to stand and wait until the fat c**ts similarly overweight son had finished his short back and battle of Hastings trim . Utterly pig ignorant and when I asked him to move over and let the young kids grab a seat , you’d have thought I was asking him to run the marathon de sables . Prick. 

second one was in Morrisons , weaving the aisles like he was a shit Lewis Hamilton , making old bodies and young kiddies weave around him as he slowly perused from the middle of the aisle , tutting at any c**t in his way . 
 

complete oxygen thieves 

There’s a massive demon on my shoulder screaming “Just push them over and watch them twitch about on the floor like slug in a pile of salt !” 
 

Horrible c**ts !

[mackem 30,034]

22 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

 get me my Mike myers mask 

My sentiments exactly.

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,512]

Mack myers 

[mackem 30,034]

35 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Mack myers 

Mackel Myers,Halloween comes early in this neck of the woods.

[Jonjon79 13,358]

On 06/10/2025 at 12:20, WILF said:

That will never not be good ! lol 

It'll be a lot better if someone throws in a couple of those XL dogs that keep having people recently