Arry 18,613 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Wifey in the kitchen when I'm cooking. (and don't say she should be cook cos she cant Lol) Wifey hovering up I f***ing hate that thing and they always do it when you're trying to concentrate on something. People at junctions and roundabouts that look straight at you then pull out in front of you. Cheers Arry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,626 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 The Mrs putting the washing or drying on just as am settling down to watch a film. Now that does get on my tits lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,332 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 16 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: When you clean the misses car out and a week later it looks like it’s been used to smuggle Albanians over the channel. That’s my life ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,332 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 “Rugby culture”!!…….piss off!, you work in accounts all week you fat prick and your boss is called Susan and she don’t look like she’s been f****d for 3 years ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,892 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, WILF said: That’s my life ! Phone car Sunday from the wife...this cars pulling to the oneside...me..pull over check...her... haven't got time,got to get to work...so I drives up to the pub..both front tyres f****d,flat Sunday..only place open is kwickfit 2 hrs later I'm £268 worse off for 2 tyres,tracking,and balancing retardo 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Blokes in the pub who wait till the barman has put the drink in front of them to order more drinks one at a time. People in supermarkets who wait till everything has been rung up before they start looking for their purse then invariably have problems with their card. People in meetings who ask a question 2 minutes before break time. The foil packaging pills come in where by the time you've got the pill out it's broken and dust. Fat women wearing leggings. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,332 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Daniel cain said: Phone car Sunday from the wife...this cars pulling to the oneside...me..pull over check...her... haven't got time,got to get to work...so I drives up to the pub..both front tyres f****d,flat Sunday..only place open is kwickfit 2 hrs later I'm £268 worse off for 2 tyres,tracking,and balancing retardo Mate, I kid you not, mine walked back in the house at 8am two weeks ago crying and said “I have just put the car in the front ditch” except it was said in an unintelligible Ron Burgundy lost Baxter type way and took me a look out the window to see the arse end of her Volkswagen poking out upright like stone henge from the river at the front of my house !! Went out to warm it up, leaned into start and didn’t check if it was in gear…..off it went down the drive, into the little field at the front and splash in the ditch ! What can you do……just shake your head, smile and phone for a tractor ! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mC HULL 10,440 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 wooden tops who were happy to pillage the national purse for vaccines they didn’t need ppe taking money for furlough happy with the shutting of the country then moan about bills taxes ni etc all going up you didn’t need to be einstein to realise they will get everything back plus a lot more dimlos we’re thinking the government we’re doing it for there good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,332 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 15 minutes ago, walshie said: Fat women wearing leggings. Stretched so tight and so thin across their big sweaty crack that the fibres are actually coming apart and they may as well be naked ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,332 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 The obviously out of his canister scruffy c**t who is shouting in A&E waiting areas because someone got sick of him and left him in tatters on the pavement outside a boozer somewhere, bleeding all over the show and frightening little kids and ordinary straight goers…….loath them oxygen thieves ! 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, WILF said: The obviously out of his canister scruffy c**t who is shouting in A&E waiting areas because someone got sick of him and left him in tatters on the pavement outside a boozer somewhere, bleeding all over the show and frightening little kids and ordinary straight goers…….loath them oxygen thieves ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 That was genuinely going to be mine , sat in a and e on a Saturday , unreal !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 45 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: Phone car Sunday from the wife...this cars pulling to the oneside...me..pull over check...her... haven't got time,got to get to work...so I drives up to the pub..both front tyres f****d,flat Sunday..only place open is kwickfit 2 hrs later I'm £268 worse off for 2 tyres,tracking,and balancing retardo Phone call last week , 260 miles away “Kids have broke the telly , will a 59 inch fit in the alcove ?” i don’t know . measure it. “I told you last week , I’m not trained in measuring “ could throw her off a bridge 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,332 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 In the dressing room before a game and someone starts telling everyone what a good team the opposition are etc etc ! Shut up you c**t ! In the dressing room after you just lost a game and some f***ing idiot says “Well done lads, unlucky”……that just used to send me over the edge ! What’s well done about it?….we didn’t want it enough you prize f***ing minge ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Gym wear as fashion... f**k off you don't even walk the kids to school 2 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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