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10 hours ago, pesky1972 said:

I think that about cricket. Any game that can drag slowly on for days and then wind up in a draw is fundamentally flawed imho.., and could only have been invented by the English.
Scotland has invented a few of it’s own sports down the years.., football being the obvious one, but the likes of shinty is pretty ‘niche’ and only survives as it’s played traditionally in some areas and communities but has never really caught on or spread very far.

 

Just clocked a few of your English hating posts you're clearly looking for a bite so lets give it to you.....how are you working out that the Scots invented football ?

I was always of the understanding it was something to do with the Ebenezer chap who founded Barnes Fc.....the only reason thats stuck in my mind all this time is because the local East London boys club Senrab who have produced many top class pro's over the years were named after the backward spelling of Barnes Fc....maybe you can enlighten us all ?

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Reporting Pot holes is bloody hard work. 

Question's.

Do you want to report a pot hole?

Is it bigger than a dinner plate?

Is it as deep as 2 twenty pence pieces on edge?

Has it got a vertical edge?

Do you still want to report a pot hole?

Click on every picture that has  a bridges in it.

Click on every picture that has a motor bike in it.

This pot hole has been reported twice already.

Do you still want to report this pot hole.

Click on every picture that has a bridge in it.

By this time I have lost the will to live. So some twat in a van can go out and spray a circle around one pot hole and leave all the others that are within meters of it.

Then some guy come around pours some tarmac into a wet hole.

That all pops out two days later.

Rant over Lol.

Cheers Arry

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Arry said:

Reporting Pot holes is bloody hard work. 

Question's.

Do you want to report a pot hole?

Is it bigger than a dinner plate?

Is it as deep as 2 twenty pence pieces on edge?

Has it got a vertical edge?

Do you still want to report a pot hole?

Click on every picture that has  a bridges in it.

Click on every picture that has a motor bike in it.

This pot hole has been reported twice already.

Do you still want to report this pot hole.

Click on every picture that has a bridge in it.

By this time I have lost the will to live. So some twat in a van can go out and spray a circle around one pot hole and leave all the others that are within meters of it.

Then some guy come around pore some tarmac into a wet hole.

That all pops out two days later.

Rant over Lol.

Cheers Arry

 

 

No joke pal up here couple years ago watched the council put sandbags inside black bags and put them in potholes 

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2 minutes ago, saluki bouy said:

No joke pal up here couple years ago watched the council put sandbags inside black bags and put them in potholes 

You couldn't make it up mate. Some of the work is so bad. I think its we will get paid again in two weeks when it pops out again.

Cheers Arry

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16 hours ago, gnasher16 said:

Just clocked a few of your English hating posts you're clearly looking for a bite

English hating posts? It was a tongue in cheek throw away remark, and certainly not giving any worse than I’ve got on here, but apologies if I’ve offended. 
As for actually inventing the game of football, I doubt we’ll ever know who first  kicked something about and turned it into a competition, but I’d reckon it’d be way before Ebenezer Cobb Morley wrote down the first rules.., and which I believe were to distinguish the game from rugby. I was (apparently offensively 😬) referring to the ‘Scotch Professors’ who brought to England a passing style of play, to what was at the time apparently the individual dribbling or kick and rush tactics played in the earliest association football.

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1 hour ago, pesky1972 said:

English hating posts? It was a tongue in cheek throw away remark, and certainly not giving any worse than I’ve got on here, but apologies if I’ve offended. 
As for actually inventing the game of football, I doubt we’ll ever know who first  kicked something about and turned it into a competition, but I’d reckon it’d be way before Ebenezer Cobb Morley wrote down the first rules.., and which I believe were to distinguish the game from rugby. I was (apparently offensively 😬) referring to the ‘Scotch Professors’ who brought to England a passing style of play, to what was at the time apparently the individual dribbling or kick and rush tactics played in the earliest association football.

It dont bother me squire i just clocked 2 or 3 of your posts digging out the English so presumed you was after a bite.

What,and thats it.....Scottish men kicked a ball from one man to the other first so they invented the modern game of football 🤣

Its like saying Adam once gave Eve a clump so the Middle East invented Boxing ffs !!

Yeah i think i'll be sticking with Google on this one 😉

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4 hours ago, saluki bouy said:

No joke pal up here couple years ago watched the council put sandbags inside black bags and put them in potholes 

The annoying thing is is that the average pothole takes fuk all to repair . 
 

cut a diamond round it with a stihl saw 

Breaker it straight 

shovel and broom out 

pour a bucket of self levelling concrete in 

next 

 

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On 06/03/2026 at 18:10, waltjnr said:

Mathieu Flamini worth 10 billion not through football worth more than Messi and Ronaldo put together, guessing not thick

Busy little player as well liked him at our club , obviously a business head on him

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1 hour ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

The annoying thing is is that the average pothole takes fuk all to repair . 
 

cut a diamond round it with a stihl saw 

Breaker it straight 

shovel and broom out 

pour a bucket of self levelling concrete in 

next 

 

Most "roads"🤣I drive are worst than farm tracks , disgraceful 

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Crufts comentators/judges, 'experts' in the breeds being shown.

Unless they are completely unaware of 90% of the dogs history they are commenting on, they must must be cringing after 'their' breed/type distinction commentary!!

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