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51 minutes ago, Chid said:

Yea most would ..  they also speak Persian (farsi).

Many years ago in Blackpool we was out with the lads (one a Persian mate) someone called him an Arab.... Kicked off doesn't describe what followed 😂

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That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car lit

People who pretend they know shit when they know f**k all... Its rife in middle management in the building game, where you have to sit and listen to absolute bullshit until you get your chance to

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This might be an actual ‘pet’ hate. Cats. And more specifically, dead cats.., knocked down and killed by cars. Well not really cats, it’s the owners and the fcukwits who post about it on social media that wind me up. Sorrow (and many crying and broken heart emojis) for the cat, deepest condolences to the owners, but not a shred of anything for the poor fcuker that ran the thing over.  Or, actual hatred if they didn’t stop to scrape it off the road and rush it to the nearest vet.

Buy a cat, keep it indoors, it won’t get flattened by a car. Simples. 

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On 18/06/2025 at 21:25, mushroom said:

Many years ago in Blackpool we was out with the lads (one a Persian mate) someone called him an Arab.... Kicked off doesn't describe what followed 😂

I used to deal with a Cypriot who bought catering equipment, IT, mechanical off me, he used to f**k about something terrible trying to be clever about the prices etc…..I used to say to him “Listen you f***ing Turk, stop f***ing about…..all the same the you Turk c**ts” 

He used to go mad at that, he would scream “I ain’t a f***ing turk” and get all excited like it was the biggest insult in the world ! lol 

I used to do him with that every time he was down my warehouse, all part of the dance !……

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I hate those f***ing tv ads for the deodorant,  that show a bloke sniffing another blokes cock , and a bloke sniffing another blokes arse .  Just who the f**k thought that's going to make anybody buy deodorant.  It's stomach churning 🤢.

They're as bad as the v i poo adverts , that try to sell you spray that makes your shit smell like roses 🤢.

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9 minutes ago, mel b said:

I hate those f***ing tv ads for the deodorant,  that show a bloke sniffing another blokes cock , and a bloke sniffing another blokes arse .  Just who the f**k thought that's going to make anybody buy deodorant.  It's stomach churning 🤢.

They're as bad as the v i poo adverts , that try to sell you spray that makes your shit smell like roses 🤢.

What channel you watching lmao …. 

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On 26/06/2025 at 16:48, mel b said:

I hate those f***ing tv ads for the deodorant,  that show a bloke sniffing another blokes cock , and a bloke sniffing another blokes arse .  Just who the f**k thought that's going to make anybody buy deodorant.  It's stomach churning 🤢.

 

The basketball one? Seen that ad the other day, said to the mrs 'who the f**k thought this ad up!?'

 

 

 

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On 26/06/2025 at 16:26, pesky1972 said:

This might be an actual ‘pet’ hate. Cats. And more specifically, dead cats.., knocked down and killed by cars. Well not really cats, it’s the owners and the fcukwits who post about it on social media that wind me up. Sorrow (and many crying and broken heart emojis) for the cat, deepest condolences to the owners, but not a shred of anything for the poor fcuker that ran the thing over.  Or, actual hatred if they didn’t stop to scrape it off the road and rush it to the nearest vet.

Buy a cat, keep it indoors, it won’t get flattened by a car. Simples. 

It’s the rainbow bridge nonsense that does me total fuckwits.

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On 26/06/2025 at 16:48, mel b said:

I hate those f***ing tv ads for the deodorant,  that show a bloke sniffing another blokes cock , and a bloke sniffing another blokes arse .  Just who the f**k thought that's going to make anybody buy deodorant.  It's stomach churning 🤢.

They're as bad as the v i poo adverts , that try to sell you spray that makes your shit smell like roses 🤢.

Have you seen the Andrex one where the kid farts in class then gets his mate to pull his finger and lets out a ripper best advert on TV lol 😂

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The leaky woman advert , it might be a thing but I really don’t want to know about women’s underwear that allows them to take a piss while practicing yoga 

 

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16 minutes ago, Chaff said:

The leaky woman advert , it might be a thing but I really don’t want to know about women’s underwear that allows them to take a piss while practicing yoga 

 

Some people might think its cool and trendy to have such adverts but to me its a basic lowering of standards.....and its done totally on purpose.

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On 26/06/2025 at 16:48, mel b said:

I hate those f***ing tv ads for the deodorant,  that show a bloke sniffing another blokes cock , and a bloke sniffing another blokes arse .  Just who the f**k thought that's going to make anybody buy deodorant.  It's stomach churning 🤢.

They're as bad as the v i poo adverts , that try to sell you spray that makes your shit smell like roses 🤢.

bloody damn right Mel.....also that one where a red head sprays her self everywhere.........well thats a load of bollocxs cause no matter what you spray on a ginger...its going to be like spraying Coco-Chanel on a pig 

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17 minutes ago, ditchman said:

bloody damn right Mel.....also that one where a red head sprays her self everywhere.........well thats a load of bollocxs cause no matter what you spray on a ginger...its going to be like spraying Coco-Chanel on a pig 

Gingers smell of wee , fact !!!!.

That's why they never have any mates .😁😁😁

I'll just sit here and wait patiently for all of the angry ginger people to tell me I'm a c**t 😄😄😄.

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2 hours ago, mel b said:

Gingers smell of wee , fact !!!!.

That's why they never have any mates .😁😁😁

I'll just sit here and wait patiently for all of the angry ginger people to tell me I'm a c**t 😄😄😄.

Rusty roof ..............dirty cellar...........................i will sit here and wait with you 

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On 26/06/2025 at 16:26, pesky1972 said:

This might be an actual ‘pet’ hate. Cats. And more specifically, dead cats.., knocked down and killed by cars. Well not really cats, it’s the owners and the fcukwits who post about it on social media that wind me up. Sorrow (and many crying and broken heart emojis) for the cat, deepest condolences to the owners, but not a shred of anything for the poor fcuker that ran the thing over.  Or, actual hatred if they didn’t stop to scrape it off the road and rush it to the nearest vet.

Buy a cat, keep it indoors, it won’t get flattened by a car. Simples. 

None of the pricks put chips or id tags on the bloody things then expect people to be able to work miracles and return the bloody things for them.

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Up this way it’s silly cnuts moaning on Facebook that other folk are feeding/stealing there cats haha saying cat goes out an now stays away for days but comes home well fed, but how they paid for the cat an had it for years an don’t want anybody else keeing them haha I forget telling them to keep it Fcuking in or wak it on a lead haha they hate it 

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