Arry 23,795 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Wifey winds me up when she answers a scam caller. She is so polite to them "sorry we don't want that or sorry we don't have Windows on our computer" while I'm shouting tell the fuckers to f**k off Lol. Another thing why does she come into the kitchen when I'm cooking and want to load the washing machine and dish washer Lol. Cheers Arry 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,040 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Well our Arry, first of all i think you good lady wife answers the scam caller in a decent respectable lady like fashion, no need to be rude, as fer coming into the kitchen do ya washing, you ungrate ya nowt else, , do your own washing i say , ya miserable git, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,759 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Wog security guards who can only speak pigeon English…… 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 17,132 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 48 minutes ago, Arry said: Wifey winds me up when she answers a scam caller. She is so polite to them "sorry we don't want that or sorry we don't have Windows on our computer" while I'm shouting tell the fuckers to f**k off Lol. Another thing why does she come into the kitchen when I'm cooking and want to load the washing machine and dish washer Lol. Cheers Arry Sounds like we are married to the same woman, mine does both them things, she even thanked one for calling ( lol ) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MH1 1,900 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 43 minutes ago, WILF said: Wog security guards who can only speak pigeon English…… Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,353 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Human Resources (HR) and Mental Health 1st Aiders (MHFA) "pulling rank" .Than they ask for assistance to prevent a man stepping off the precipice or jumping off the proverbial bridge. And to find out that their expertise consisted of given the man a verbal warning, followed by a written warning for not following company procedure in recording his absences. Inevitable I suppose when the company policy is to have 30% female workforce by 2030 when 95% of the workforce are sparks and plumbers? We need to find something for the women to do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,353 Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 The word narrative. I have no problem with the word, my pet hate is that almost every journalist or reporter uses the word in every verbal or written report now. Sport, current affairs, news, local news. Why? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,833 Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 In a loud adenoidal voice Yeh in two weeks time I’m buying a Cavapoo no it’s not a Cavapoo it’s a f***ing mongrel, overheard in a local retail this afternoon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.357shooter 1,327 Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Fecking memes.nobody has an original thought.meme creators just think they are so fecking clever. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,010 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Hugging, for no apparent reason. I'm 60, and NO-ONE I grew up with hugged, it just wasn't a thing. Now every c**t is at it!! What the f**k is all that about?! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,212 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 47 minutes ago, shaaark said: Hugging, for no apparent reason. I'm 60, and NO-ONE I grew up with hugged, it just wasn't a thing. Now every c**t is at it!! What the f**k is all that about?! Don't worry mate , they're just all feckin bummers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,649 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 51 minutes ago, shaaark said: Hugging, for no apparent reason. I'm 60, and NO-ONE I grew up with hugged, it just wasn't a thing. Now every c**t is at it!! What the f**k is all that about?! It’s a normal thing here in Spain amongst friends. Like I’ve said before, it just rubs off on you and it ends up becoming second nature. Used to drive me mad for the first couple of years though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 1,002 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 People sharing their fake pet hates. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,010 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 People that have 101 fake usernames on here, that keep getting banned, but are still desperate to get back on, create a 'new' username, and try to continue to ruin every thread. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 1,002 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 People that pull people with a fact about a boxers weight only to be completely wrong and instead of admitting they were wrong slink off never to be seen again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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