shaaark 10,263 Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 c**ts that steal food from your plate, maybe a chip, for example, and think it's OK and funny to be a 'cheeky chappie'!!! PRICKS!!! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 1,800 Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 f***ing parents that are useless at football shouting an roaring at there 789 year olds waines on the pitch,an shouting st ref,f***ing wankers 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 1,800 Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Also parents discussing at the sideline during the match what there waine shoulda coulda woulda done,f**k up you absolute tit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,790 Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Mental case women in their 40's/50's who you havent seen for a while that walk into a boozer greeting you with a big kiss and hug having just had f**k knows how much £££'s worth of facelift/surgery/lip pumping shit that has made them look like an out of space alien......expecting you to carry on like nothings happened and copping the hump when you say " what the f**k have you done to yourself you lunatic " 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,619 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 10 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: Mental case women in their 40's/50's who you havent seen for a while that walk into a boozer greeting you with a big kiss and hug having just had f**k knows how much £££'s worth of facelift/surgery/lip pumping shit that has made them look like an out of space alien......expecting you to carry on like nothings happened and copping the hump when you say " what the f**k have you done to yourself you lunatic " Blimey, you charmer…..it’s like listening to the plot of a George Cloony movie ! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,245 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 People that overtake on a uphill 2 lane then just seem to slow down and drive at same speed as the car they are alongside , so then the carriageway goes back to single lane and your stuck behind the vehicle . People that bang their brakes on at 30 signs but 100yards up the road they are doing 40 while still in the 30 zone . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,999 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 (edited) 1 hour ago, forest of dean redneck said: People that overtake on a uphill 2 lane then just seem to slow down and drive at same speed as the car they are alongside , so then the carriageway goes back to single lane and your stuck behind the vehicle . People that bang their brakes on at 30 signs but 100yards up the road they are doing 40 while still in the 30 zone . The One's I call 40's drive 40mph in a 70 limit and 40 in a 30 limit. Cheers Arry Edited March 11 by Arry 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,336 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 On 09/03/2024 at 22:25, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Taylor swift rated as a feminist icon , absolute slosh pot , been shoved more times than a Chinese fire door sick to death of her average fizzock staring out from every nfl game highlights, over celebrating her fellas every touch . Boring middle of the road bint who if it wasnt for her pushy parents would be sat in the tills in walmart in middle of butt f**k nowhere . bang average Take it she’s not on your play list mate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,263 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 10 hours ago, Francie, said: f***ing parents that are useless at football shouting an roaring at there 789 year olds waines on the pitch,an shouting Kin el, Francie, methusella's offspring?! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,336 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 11 hours ago, Francie, said: Also parents discussing at the sideline during the match what there waine shoulda coulda woulda done,f**k up you absolute tit You a manager for a kids team? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 3,712 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Crumpets that take a lot longer to do than toast in a toaster and then after two goes of cooking them come out so f***ing hot you can’t handle them, crumpet makers misguided fuckers….. 1 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,245 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 5 hours ago, Arry said: The One's I call 40's drive 40mph in a 70 limit and 40 in a 30 limit. Cheers Arry Oh yeah had a few of them it’s like the throttle is worn so it set at that speed 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,263 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 1 hour ago, FLATTOP said: Crumpets that take a lot longer to do than toast in a toaster and then after two goes of cooking them come out so f***ing hot you can’t handle them, crumpet makers misguided fuckers….. Exactly the same thinking as me, mate, exactly!! Did just that this morning!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 1,800 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 7 hours ago, keepdiggin said: You a manager for a kids team? Yes keepdiggin u13,I hear an see some amount of ejits at the matchs mate,just let the waines play an enjoy it 4 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,655 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 18 hours ago, gnasher16 said: Mental case women in their 40's/50's who you havent seen for a while that walk into a boozer greeting you with a big kiss and hug having just had f**k knows how much £££'s worth of facelift/surgery/lip pumping shit that has made them look like an out of space alien......expecting you to carry on like nothings happened and copping the hump when you say " what the f**k have you done to yourself you lunatic " I can’t think of anything better than an older bird , keeping herself in trim , and having her confidence tweaked with a bit of laughter line removal and collagen assistance . 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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