king 12,038 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 14 minutes ago, shaaark said: Only ever ridden a donkey once in my life. 50 years ago on barry beach, south wales. Didn't really enjoy it, as the c**t had ideas of his own, not the woman's who was supposed to be in control of the f****r Did you do a mongo mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,565 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 I had some financially good news today the African boy I've been sponsoring has been eaten by a lion!!! 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,445 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Sorry to hear this mate but I’m already sponsoring a albino rhinoceros 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,528 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, king said: Did you do a mongo mate. If I'd have gave anything a right hook when I was 7, I'd have probably broken my fingers! I was like jimmy wilde with anorexia 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 6,434 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) If she's got some old struggling donkeys for sale there is a donkey sanctuary at the stadium of light that will take them Edited June 18, 2020 by Blackmag 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 5,290 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Well they have done quite well.... https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-during-covid19-coronavirus 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 49,453 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 hours ago, king said: Did you do a mongo mate. No shit, seen someone do that to a donkey that had locked on to my little brothers hand, after he had been teasing it, and it wouldn't let gokids crying everywhere and the look of horrorfication on folks faces Barbican pub summer coach trip 1986 down Barry mygestic 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
si brown 8,486 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 39 minutes ago, FLATTOP said: Well they have done quite well.... https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-during-covid19-coronavirus there gonna eat well tomorrow, she only wanted 5k and its at 17 already... I only live down the rd, I might go tap them up for a loan as me kids have financed the previous years 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,864 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Think I might set up a donkey ride business! It's all cash isn't it and once they go fcked you make salami out of em. Winner winner crispy pancakes for dinner 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Couldn't the lady send some of her out of work donkeys to help those kids in Africa who live too far from the well? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,810 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Nicepix said: Couldn't the lady send some of her out of work donkeys to help those kids in Africa who live too far from the well? She could but it's too much donkey work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 6,434 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) 34 minutes ago, maxhardcore said: She better be careful ' a employee might just nick her contract on the beach lol True that max but I'm not cost cutting the apprentices and everything else just because I can't pay a loan back that will make me go bankrupt when it gets called in or emptied the till just to line my own pockets Edited June 18, 2020 by Blackmag Quote Link to post Share on other sites
si brown 8,486 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said: Think I might set up a donkey ride business! It's all cash isn't it and once they go fcked you make salami out of em. Winner winner crispy pancakes for dinner and you get the added bonus of fcking off all the locals driving to and from work cos its donkey law that they have to walk miles to the beach in the middle of the rd 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,038 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 58 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: No shit, seen someone do that to a donkey that had locked on to my little brothers hand, after he had been teasing it, and it wouldn't let gokids crying everywhere and the look of horrorfication on folks faces Barbican pub summer coach trip 1986 down Barry mygestic If you had gone down there in 1991 you would of seen me shuffling around the bars wearing a dickybow collecting glasses.from the tables . How did the donkey take the punch ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 49,453 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, king said: If you had gone down there in 1991 you would of seen me shuffling around the bars wearing a dickybow collecting glasses.from the tables . How did the donkey take the punch ? Spat out the hand.... And tried legging it down the beach 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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