bird 9,594 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Born Hunter said: I was feeding one sand eels once off the rocks and when I ran out of sand eels the b*****d tried for my hand! I'll be armed so I'm not too fussed. See what happens naturally, I'm not going to force myself on them. (I can already hear the vulgar innuendo you lot are thinking up) LOL was it a ( leopard seal ) them feckers are dangerous to divers , pity some of these big headed cockney feckers on here dont go diving , only joking gnash/ wilf lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,204 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 58 minutes ago, WILF said: My boys gets the fake London accent bollocks at school all the time. Its as silly as it is childish really, I mean I don’t go to Birmingham and start talking like I got a mouth full of jelly or slap on fake side burns every time I visit Bristol. Haha...too true mate... In Ireland as a kid and they kept asking me to say "lashings and lashings of ambrosia creamed rice" off the advert...I told em I'm not a cabaret act lol... Went on a stag do with a load of Londoners, all rugby lads, one of em didn't stop, carrot crunchers all the normal accent pisd take etc... me and my brother watched him getting more and more pissed, waited till the next day..fresh as Daisy's and he was hanging...it was out time then...had him pulling the coach over to spew, sat either side of him and was relentless with piss taking for hours.... the other lads loved it...the country bumpkins were ok..lol They are some of my best mates now, one I'm in business with ... They still think Devon is like going to the moon....f***ing cockney inbreds...lol 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,638 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 1 minute ago, bird said: was it a ( leopard seal ) them feckers are dangerous to divers Leopard seals are one of my favourite animals, but no it wasn't, just a regular English common seal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 26 minutes ago, maxhardcore said: The Angles - Saxons and Jutes were Germanic tribes And the Britons did not speak English They spoke Britonic ' that tongue is lost in time . The Angle - Saxon and Jute tongue and then Viking was origional English if you like Brittonic is the modern name given to the collection of Celtic and Pictish dialects spoken around the isles in those times, before the adoption of common English and back in the annals of time there wasn’t one language, everyone spoke their own version of celtish or Pictish dialects. One thing none of us can be as fluent in as you though is bollocks ! 5 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, maxhardcore said: If you don't want to believe me the same said article is now on The Hartlepool Mail website . Go take a look and argue the toss with a Professor I don’t need to argue because I know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, maxhardcore said: So you now know more than a professor of languages about erm languages and dialects and how they origionated Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 26 minutes ago, maxhardcore said: So you now know more than a professor of languages about erm languages and dialects and how they origionated No, I just know more than you about the history of Britain......simple really. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,662 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 3 hours ago, maxhardcore said: We swimming in the North Sea all year round ' we used to it . Unlike them hammers Back when zzzzzzzzzzzz 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 3 hours ago, maxhardcore said: But it's all second rate compared to up here Its like Gravy or Gruel or whatever that shite is out them pie shops Down South That's North to me for pie shops; pasties and scones here. Shows what you know and I'm sure the tourists would agree. The North is a shithole in comparison to Devon, Cornwall, Somerset and Dorset Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, South hams hunter said: That's North to me for pie shops; pasties and scones here. Shows what you know and I'm sure the tourists would agree. The North is a shithole in comparison to Devon, Cornwall, Somerset and Dorset I can't remember ever seeing loads of caravans/motorhomes or cars with trailers rammed with camping kit. Heading to Sunderland mid summer.. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,986 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, maxhardcore said: But it's all second rate compared to up here Its like Gravy or Gruel or whatever that shite is out them pie shops Down South Trouble with up north is you buy a house,do it up,new kitchen and after 2yrs its worth less than ya paid for it,were fine down here,buy a few up extrnd them,flog em off,buy a 5 bed mansion with land and bob about in bentleys,porches etc,i would nt feel safe heading to rotherham for a bag of muslim cooked chips in a vauxhall zafira. Edited January 28, 2020 by Qbgrey 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, king said: I can't remember ever seeing loads of caravans/motorhomes or cars with trailers rammed with camping kit. Heading to Sunderland mid summer.. Noone chooses to go to Sunderland 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Being a Northerner who's lived in the south for over 28 years (almost half my life) I'd just like to say that there's good and bad people and places in both parts. However TBH the only reason I'd ever move back would be to be nearer my family but I do live in (imo) the best place I've ever been as a country/outdoors man. Cheers, D. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 9 hours ago, NEWKID said: I think it's stupid to say one area as whole is friendlier than another... there are c**ts in the North and South, in every town and city... London is always dragged in as the only place in the South, I personally love London, I couldn't live there, but I go a lot with work and social...its just over 2 hours from Exeter to Paddington on the train, piece of piss to get to. All this Londonstan is bollocks when you compare some of the cities in the North and Midlands, the change in places like Bradford, Rotherham, Birmingham etc is just the same... London has always been a huge multicultural city, it's not good in some areas I agree, with black on black knife crime obviously a huge talking point....but dont tell me the changes in these Northern cities over the last 30 or 40 years aren't just as harsh, maybe even more so.. Shurup silly can't lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 just had some lovely egg fwy rye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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