dytkos 17,569 Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Couldnt think of anything worse than a evening with the bunch of back stabbing arse licking cnuts I work with... Tralalalalah la la la la Could be worse, thl could organize a Christmas do!That could be entering who's paying ? The stoners can have the bag heads share of the buffet whist the alchys are at the bar and the Ard men are outside kicking of ... I think it could work Sounds like the fishing comp. Going to mrs dept. Pissup in a pub with karaoke tonight. Cheers, D. Was ok, mrs had a great time, we both drank too much lol Spent £100 Id rather have not but its done for a year for me. Shes going for a meal tomorrow and Im working. Bah humbug Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 I met my missus at the works do 10 years ago. Absoloutley rat arsed, shoved my hand up her dress and got a slap for my troubles I was only 18, she was 29 and we didn't end up getting together for another 5 years but it was enough to start off the friendship. Place I work at now doesn't have one. Probably for the best. i'll give that ago gaz. I reckon a bunch of flowers would of been a better approach ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 43,294 Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 I'd sooner scratch my own eyes out than go for a drink with half the fools I work along side-bad enough carrying the tired c**ts 5 days a week all year-no way would I want to socialise with them not even for one night.not been on a works do for over 10 yrs as when I did I never had a job to go back too in the January lol.last days next thursday-go into work thank my boss for my xmas bonus and out with the dogs who will be in the back of my truck-job done leave them all to get sniffed up and piss the bed-got a little earth I've been saving for a young dogs first go.atb dc 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Ain't been to mine for the last 5 or 6 years. .can't be arsed with folk who blank you for 364 days of the year then want to be all festive on party day ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,395 Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 People on here must hate work Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,208 Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 When I went to work doos in the past I shagged a lady colleague at every doo, I was always at it lol, don't go to any more, Ohhhh youth is great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 24,103 Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Anyone been to their works do yet?Mines today,we are having a nice lunch,my mate who is paying said its his favourite restaurant so i know its gaucho's in richmond,nice and civil,no kick offs in there even though one of the lads gets a bit excited when he has had a vino or two,merry christmas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ftm 3,357 Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 canny drive to Richmond mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 24,103 Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 canny drive to Richmond mate Went to Richmond mate,great meal,the other lads had champagne i had still water,they started to get pissed,we went to a pub afterwards downstairs from the crazy bear restaurant,very pretentious,interesting feature is the badly stuffed giraffe hanging from the ceiling as you go down the stairs http://www.crazybeargroup.co.uk/beaconsfield/ you can see it in the link,then went to soho casino for 20 minutes while one of my mates blew 850 quid,they were getting a bit rowdy on the way to twickenham to some pub i was getting out anyway,i dont know whats happened to them but they were a bit merry and the party animal has to be home in 15 minutes or his tag goes off,roll on next year,merry christmas. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,620 Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Couldn't think of anything more hideous than a Christmas "do" !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,791 Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 I often have a take away from Gauchos in Canary Wharf they do a smashing steak theres another one in Clerkenwell ive been in that do a blinding burger but i guess youd expect it being next door to Smithfield !....i have a bad habit of calling all the waiters " Chico " in them places 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,652 Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Was asked, but fukc that, got enough with the fukcin mongs as it is without seeing the window licking cnuts on the outside 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 8,234 Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Was asked, but fukc that, got enough with the fukcin mongs as it is without seeing the window licking cnuts on the outside Same here mate and that's only the fekin management lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,652 Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Was asked, but fukc that, got enough with the fukcin mongs as it is without seeing the window licking cnuts on the outside Same here mate and that's only the fekin management lol The management at my place could'nt manage a beer fart in a gale 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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