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i thought it was going to be bird,,,,

Money. What else     Bet she would press the button

haha hey 64 not 73 , i am only a pup to him

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A 70 year old millionaire goes to the doctor for a check up and informs the doc he's just married a 20 year old.

The doc tells him to take it easy as it's not the ideal situation.

A couple of months later the millionaire goes back to the doctor and tells him "she's pregnant, what do you think of that HA ?"

The doc asks "Can I ask you a question ?"

"Go ahead" says the old boy.

"A hunter goes into the woods and see's a stag. He aims his rifle at it but decides not to fire. But while he's still looking at the stag there's a 'bang' and the stag drops dead. How did it die ???"

The old millionaire replies "Someone else fired the shot,"

"There's your answer" says the doc.

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Bit shit for the poor kid I reckon.. Imagine when he's in his formative years and having no old man to look up to because the dirty old fuckers dead of old age..

But on the bright side he's almost guaranteed the most amazing life! Better than most.....probably ;-)

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Bit shit for the poor kid I reckon.. Imagine when he's in his formative years and having no old man to look up to because the dirty old fuckers dead of old age..

But on the bright side he's almost guaranteed the most amazing life! Better than most.....probably ;-)
Yeah, just like Peaches Geldof did.. ;)
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Bit shit for the poor kid I reckon.. Imagine when he's in his formative years and having no old man to look up to because the dirty old fuckers dead of old age..

But on the bright side he's almost guaranteed the most amazing life! Better than most.....probably ;-)
Yeah, just like Peaches Geldof did.. ;)
Or like 1000s of others that don't OD ;-) what a fcuking ridicules thing to say...haha

 

Cheer up ffs!

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