haymin 2,465 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Mate of mine just come back from a little island on Philippines. Got himself a stunning and I mean absolutely stunning 30 odd year old Love ya longtime lady that worships the temple of his manhood 24/7 365 and treats him like a king.. He lives in a large detached 5 bedroom house in the countryside out of town and situated in its own extensive grounds.. He gets up,fukcs,eats, goes to town and fukcs some more if he feels like it..has a few beers in the bars with his mates ..goes home eats ..fukcs .. sleeps...repeats. He really likes fekking and sees it as a way of keeping fit when he,s not at the gym etc etc..He lives really healthy life and eats very very good food at nice restaurants and at home etc etc. He basically describes his life as, retired and living the dream...and when he describes the place and how beautiful it is as well as the added bonuses it sounds too good to be true...lol All this cost him in grand total per month £200. That would get you about half an hour with a smelly old skank over here in a sleazy stinky house of ill repute...lol bet he couldn't put a fruit pastel in his mouth with out chewing it ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,028 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I have never been with one, never will.....glad I haven't Can't believe this bollocks about different nationalities being better looking than this one.not one race or nation has better looking chicks than any other , it's all about taste Personally I could think of nothing worse than going to Thailand and having to pay to get my thrills....Imho it's a bit tragic and sickening really , can you not find anyone at home can you? I'm nothing startling, but that's what's being young is about, getting dolled up and up the town for a ratch, not this middle aged crisis where your having to travel to the shitholes of the earth to have your ego assuaged by something who would not have the day for you in your local on a Saturday night? What's wrong with you people.. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 If it's the "oldest profession" in the world, then how did the blokes earn money to pay for it? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 So lads what nationality has the best women ?irish and Scottish and some of the girls on the islands Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I have never been with one, never will.....glad I haven't Can't believe this bollocks about different nationalities being better looking than this one.not one race or nation has better looking chicks than any other , it's all about taste Personally I could think of nothing worse than going to Thailand and having to pay to get my thrills....Imho it's a bit tragic and sickening really , can you not find anyone at home can you? I'm nothing startling, but that's what's being young is about, getting dolled up and up the town for a ratch, not this middle aged crisis where your having to travel to the shitholes of the earth to have your ego assuaged by something who would not have the day for you in your local on a Saturday night? What's wrong with you people.. You sound like a right miserable, narrow minded b*****d., lighten up. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 So lads what nationality has the best women ?irish and Scottish and some of the girls on the islands Sorry mate, nothing special about Scottish women. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,277 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 So lads what nationality has the best women ? scandanivian the Viking women. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 If it's the "oldest profession" in the world, then how did the blokes earn money to pay for it? Look I just read it somewhere smartarse lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,425 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Lol defo not the scoots dont they have hairy pits ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,077 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Some suckin power coupled with room there 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 That time Wayne Rooney was saying to that fat old prossie "let me in or I'll have a wank"..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,630 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 none yous fancy them native Australian birdsimages.jpg Yeh them abbo women are fit.....lol Good friend of mine is a police man in the Northern Territory in oz,,,,he was telling me them abbo women,,,,put a bit of meat in a bottle,,,,then when there are enough flys in the bottles,,,they put a top on it,,,,,,and the bottle is then used as a sex toy,,,,they proper buzz,,,,,,,,,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,862 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Thl is back on form!!!! I reckon oriental/white half breds are tidy. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 All blondes tho aint they ? Is there many scottish birds nice looking havent seen many These are some f***ing stunners. Miss Jockland 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,028 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I have never been with one, never will.....glad I haven't Can't believe this bollocks about different nationalities being better looking than this one.not one race or nation has better looking chicks than any other , it's all about taste Personally I could think of nothing worse than going to Thailand and having to pay to get my thrills....Imho it's a bit tragic and sickening really , can you not find anyone at home can you? I'm nothing startling, but that's what's being young is about, getting dolled up and up the town for a ratch, not this middle aged crisis where your having to travel to the shitholes of the You sound like a right miserable, narrow minded b*****d., lighten up. And you sir are a 45 year old from Surrey who likely locks the bedlington in the kitchen when babe station kicks in.... Far from what you said, I'm more than happy with my lot, fair play if paying your hard earned to feel appreciated is your kick...personally, I've never struggled Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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