MoChara 1,600 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Jesus you'll have to lower it to my head height or the shot is gonna miss don't worry I've your back us dwarfs stick together Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Claymores and a large shovel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,430 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Feck off! I'll go it alone thanks, what with requests/threats of testing fatal security measures and all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,600 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Feck off! I'll go it alone thanks, what with requests/threats of testing fatal security measures and all oh come on it'll only hurt for a little while.. Man up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,776 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 One of these is quite useful .... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,305 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Caucasian shepherd are the way forward. I know a breeder if interested let me know I will pass on his number all his dogs are imports from working stock. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,990 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 As said plant prickly bushes.have decent gates but remember they prob will enter ground at easiest place like round the back or through field.CCTV.motion lights.put a removable bollard in drive stop people pulling in.if someone's going to do u over they will do a reccy.so don't become to regular.leave the house different times.leave lights on.off.curtains drawn not drawn.park cars in different spots.clear away any scrap or stuff worth choring.you can buy sensor lights that have CCTV on them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donna Wildwood 288 Posted February 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I don't want to ask a load of travellers lol! that's the reason for the move, I live on a traveller site and am pig sick of it now, the constant threat of eviction is shite, and I am fed up of the we share everything attitude. When you help pay for feed and hay, and pay the rent of my pasture then yes we can share the lamb. If I'm paying for everythig and doing all the work then i have all the lamb, simple! 10 years was fun, but I want some roots now and something to work towards. This new place is legit and has permission for the static yay! I have a load of bare root black thorn so I could easily do that prickly fence idea! I got a good man, but don't want to be 24/7 with anyone so he has his own place My mate has suggested that I just paint 'Kingdom Hall' on the gates. I bet that'd work! You guys are fab, thanks so much for the help x 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bunny tickler 876 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 plant pyracantha bushes nowt gets through them thorns when established then put up a big sign be aware PMT WOMAN LIVES HERE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicken_man 1,651 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Just put obstacles in the way! Gates, dogs, Fake alarms, big security lights, mock CCTV. Anything to slow down, or think twice. Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Get a sign down the bottom of your road like mine it's f****n magic ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hareydave 1,214 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 you can get cctv that texts a pic to your phone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,402 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Ask your local police force about acquiring a police dog that's failed because it's to fearce 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,218 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Get a bull,lol All the breeds of dog suggested,I'm shocked no one said Akita,I wouldn't take one lightly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,478 Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Get some insurance and forget worrying the life out of yourself about "stuff".......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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