WILF 44,322 Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 That the big bowl if mussels I have just cooked myself wasn't enough !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,876 Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 Getting off the sette on a sat or sun....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Stood in a queue at a supermarket waiting for the women in front as she ploughs through her hand bag looking for her purse to then find the credit card she needs to pay with before handing it to the cashier. Hey......here's an idea.... its never going to be free and you are always going to have to pay so why not get your card out 1st instead of making people wait for ages behind you? stupid bitch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,638 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Not being a modest multi-millionaire, retired at 25 swanning off around the world at a whim, shooting and hunting all over the country and when I'm at home my personal 1000 acre estate attached to my 7 bed country mansion. Yeah I really hate that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,237 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 erratic bloody women who dont know what.who and when they want it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Twats that buy trendy suvs/4x4s and drive at 40 mph cutting the corners so they are in middle of the road.because they handle like a bag of shit. Those New rangerovers that look like they had a heavy weight dropped on the roof. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlie caller 3,654 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Lower middle class tossers who think we have actually been enriched by multiculturalism, people who say safe haven, fat birds in skin tight leggings, and blokes who stand in the pub holding their pint against their chest with a cocked wrist. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Those big bory c**ts you always get hanging about pub beer gardens who everyone seems to be scared of and continually make a f***ing nuisance of themselves cause they are pissed..........when you don't drink its worse, the look on their face when you tell them to f**k off makes up for it a little Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 After hearing it today I hate any twat that uses the word lush and isn't referring to grass 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 After hearing it today I hate any twat that uses the word lush and isn't referring to grass It always makes me think of those f***ing self righteous cosmetic stores where you just want to stop and piss in the door! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Oh my god that is soooo lush! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Cancer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bwfc 164 Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Cliquey twats. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Cancer Woke up today, GTE. Mug of tea. Read 'The Papers' (Checked my usual fora) Went outside and cut a load of wood up. Finished that. Burning for more. The day is young! Rang my mate and asked him to arrange a delivery of a shit load more wood. He said he could. I was absolutely pumped! Made another mug of tea. Sat down here, all excited, and checked this new email ..... It was from a woman whose site I moderate. She said she wanted to hand over Administrative powers to me. Breast cancer. They've taken the breast off. Now it's chemo and radio. I just crashed and burned when I read that email. My boundless, energetic, happy day deflated like yesterdays balloon. She's just a name, to me. I've absolutely no idea who she is. How old. What she looks like. We just read the same books. Now, I've spent my day battling Russian spammers, on her site. I feel bushed. My spirits are lowered. How, in gods f**king name, must She feel?!? You're So right, mate. Should not each and every f**king one of us greet every brand new day with the prayer that: " Yesterday; I wasn't told I have cancer. I give thanks. " These days? Perhaps; " And the Dept of Works and Pensions hasn't set ATOS onto me. Even though the medical experts give me six weeks to live. " Would be a bonus 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
day worker 296 Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 People who wear there trousers down below there arse! I don't know why but it really boils my piss! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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