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  1. Travellers ffs. Now that brings back memories when we were dry stone dyeing on the farm. Haven’t heard that one for years. Jok.
  2. Sorry my friend I wasn’t trying to be clever. Think of it as a torch beam. If it hasn’t got a focal point then it will just break up as the beam gets wider and wider. A laser does not do that. It will look for a target for as long as the beam has no solid stop. In other words it can go on, with the same diameter for ever. Jok.
  3. Being slightly old school I can only comment as follows. When my brother and I were doing, kitchens, bedrooms, patios etc., we used laser a lot but relied on the fact that we either had a solid background or similar where there were points of reference. Not sure how laser can pick up midair as it’s an indefinite beam. I can only assume that you plan to drop the overall height by a margin to enable the beam to function. Even then, as soon as you cut the first section along the beam, then the beam will disappear into the ether. Only my opinion. Jok.
  4. This topic has been one of the best I’ve had the pleasure of donating to. My love of gardening should be evident with past posts. Some of the guys who respond obviously have a similar pleasure. Keep up with the pics ladies and gentlemen because we all love them, Good eating. Jok.
  5. Just for your information. Tony Glover has the Guinness record for an onion. This little beauty and his pals are from seed from that 18lb11oz record. It has been a pleasure growing them and all thanks to my friend. Jok.
  6. Should be a cracking little cross. You may get lucky with it’s coat as generally cockers are long hair. Can’t say I’ve ever heard of an allergy like this but hey ho you learn every day. One thing is for sure, you are going to be kept busy if you keep it good luck. Jok.
  7. Just been on to Colin. He is more than happy to accept any problems. In his words, I’ll do my best. What more can you say. Jok.
  8. Just so everyone is aware I have no financial or other connection with Colin. All I’m trying to do is put people together. I hope he can help you all. Jok
  9. Aye up bunnnyboiler. Mate, I think Coin will ave a go at anything electronic so give him a go. One or two lads on here have contacted him direct and I imagine, since no bad reports, are happy. If you wish, I’ll pm you details. Good luck my friend. Jok.
  10. Dan. That someone was me. Pm me and I’ll forward the details. Jok.
  11. Will be in touch before too long my friend. Jok.
  12. Typical Jock. Man of few words and probably fewer brains. Must have played back row so everyone else could make the decisions. Have a lovely time on here mate. I think you’ll be ok. Jok.
  13. Anyone want a 10 litre dive cylinder. Not in test. Has shoe and sock. Collection from South Derbs. Want a donation for our Air Ambulance. Jok.
  14. Anyone want a 10 litre dive cylinder. Not in test. Has shoe and sock. Collection from South Derbs. Want a donation for our Air Ambulance. Jok.
  15. My Mrs caught crabs on a beach in Kenya. No pictures. Jok.
  16. Hi Andrew. Thought I recognised the surroundings. Good fishing and even better shooting. If I’m right then Steve was probably your host. Jok.
  17. I did put my hands up. Even the Lone Ranger did that when he realised he’d dropped a bollock. Jok.
  18. Sent this morning pal. Hope you like. Jok.

  19. Totally agree. My attempt at humour. Not very good I now think. Incidentally, I agree about pics. Happy days. Oh! I do have one my light weight poachers boxes for sale but won’t bother you with pics. Jok.
  20. About as good as it gets. 3 blades and hold a very good edge. Purchased in Germany whilst pig shooting. I think Booker has a good name in the knife industry. Interested? Pm me please. This is for sale. Jok.
  21. What? Of a Red Bull can ffs. You can’t be serious. Jok.
  22. Aye up Ross. How ya keeping pal. That vista is pretty good. Stirs the heart a bit. Going up to Northumberland 22nd for a couple of days. Dogs looking good, even your sisters ffs. Jok.
  23. Know why the Norwegians had them ?? It’s a fckg ice saw used for char fishing haha. Possibly the most illegal thing you can have ffs.Jok.
  24. Nice little pair on there way if you give me postage details. Norconia 10 x 25. Hope your lad likes. Jok.
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