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  1. Adam. Something doesn’t ring true. A 5 year old bitch, served with the Welsh Police which would take a lot of training, in terms of time , had a litter, bonding easily and you are moving her on. Come on mate. Jok.
  2. When in Rome keep it in Rome. Jok.
  3. Get yourself down to Taunton on a Marine night out. All for one and one for all. Very interesting drinks selection. Jok.
  4. Going great guns o Picccalilli, strawberry jam, blackberry and apple jam, damson jam and a good variety of fruit pies, most popular being the sweet apple and blackberry. Am getting geared up for the faggots and meat pies. Jok.
  5. Scotland and the Islands will be overrun ffs. Jok.
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    BACON ?

    My mate Dave. Taylor’s butchers in Ashby de la Zouch. Some of the best bacon and sausages in the Midlands. Not only that but we could at last end up having a pint and a natter. Jok.
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    Help

    DC. If I can’t sort this out I’ll give the job up. Jok.
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    Help

    Mate. You cannot set a long net with just end poles. I would suggest a little visit to my place, with the net, and we’ll have a little walk in the woods to get what you need. Pm me and we can organise something. I am just down the road near Ashby. Jok.
  9. Not often seen in daylight. The 3 legged, blind, homosexual hairless dormouse. Get a pic up pal. Jok.
  10. No what Ken you can give any advice you want to Mushroom man but when you have that going up your dick it certainly gets your attention. I’m not saying it’s too difficult and to be honest having 5 nurses having a good look at Amy privates was not altogether bothering..Jok.
  11. For what it’s worth mate and anyone else reading. Been down that road in the last few weeks. Not at all pleasant but to be fair, when you you get the all clear it is a hell of a relief. Wish you well my friend. Jok.
  12. Well to be fair. Anywhere North of the Border is a beautiful place. As you get away from England you are immediately into Gods country. The Scottish Borders are by far and away the the most beautiful places. You can meet the best people, enjoy some of the best sporting interests and be treated to amazing history. You’ll start on the river Tweed and work your way up to Edinburgh which is the most historic city in the world. Don’t forget to ask about the hidden city which is stunning. You will go over the Forth bridge into Fife and the whole of Scotland opens up. East , West or right up the midd
  13. Aye up FD. You may have read the post already. RossM , front Midlothian is after a muntjac head . Not at all bothered about medals etc. can you help the fella .? I’m asking my pals in the Midlands so hopefully will come up with something. Thank you. Jok.
  14. Yep. Same all round here. I’ve just this minute diced about 4lbs green tomatoes for the chutney. Same can’t be said for runner beans and courgettes, peas and spuds. Never known owt like it. Jok.
  15. Leave it with me pal. See what I can sort out. Jok.
  16. I’m seeing a guy later today. What exactly are you after.? Jok.
  17. Aye up Ross how’s it hanging.? Just picked up your post and sounds like you’ve been let down a tad. I wonder if you know just how big a population of muntis are in the Midlands? Spread your asks around a bit and I think you’ll get what you need. I’ll have a bit of an ask as well. Jok.
  18. A first I’m thinking. Just made my first batch of apple and blackberry pies. July ffs. Jok.
  19. FG. Well pal.sounds like the horse has bolted. One of the first things to learn is that formative training is essential. From early age, 6 months, heel and lead work is most important. The little dog will respond to the owner more readily. When you throw anything to be retrieved, the little dog needs to be totally in control as in sitting patiently, at heel, to be asked to retrieve. You give the signal and off goes the dog with great encouragement to return to you with loads of praise and possibly a reward (might I add I never gave rewards other than loads of praise). At 15 months you may have
  20. Brilliant FD. happy days ahead. I’m on 5 of the little beggars and love every minute. Jok.
  21. Mate. Pain is only badness coming out ffs. Ride the storm, with luck there’s not too much badness in there and you’ll be snoring like a bear in no time. Jok..
  22. Think that’s what I meant bb. Jok.
  23. Goodnight Vienna. Jok
  24. If you manage a brace get one down to me. Have a great and memorable holiday pal. Jok.
  25. Och me man. Forget all that fishing. Get yr sen on the hill and catch one of them 3 legged buggers. You need to be a bit of an athlete to get one but if and when you do, your kin will defo love you for ever. Ask Katchem. He’s the knowledge. Jok.
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