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  1. Fck me this is bizarre. Come on guys get real
  2. What a complete load of bollocks. Have you ever seen anything so demeaning. That's as bad as it gets . I'm actually literally stuck for words. Gobsmacked. Kicked in the bollocks. I ain't one for showing emotion but they can fkc off and die. Rant. Rant. Rant.
  3. Can't fart against thunder,
  4. What a cracking head. Excellent.
  5. Sorry. I missed the main point. How in hell can you pick sloes in the first week of August? There ain't none.
  6. Right on the money, My specialist subject. From the onset, I've currently got all next winters black cherry vodka on go Next comes the damsons when I do both vodka and gin. Right in the middle comes the horeradish sauce which is to die for. AND THEN> The Sloe gin. Now you need not believe everything you read or hear. Sloes without doubt need the first frost. Don't ask me why but they sweeten up and make a far better gin. Iv'e made this for many years and there is only one little secret Yes clearly I'd have to find and kill you. Don't listen to old wives tales. One pound Sloes which you ju
  7. Desertdog. Don't in any way want to be patronising Got a huge allotment and if I say so myself it's pretty much weed free. 2 things. My old man said that if you didn't put it in the ground then there's no point in it being there. It's a weed. Pull it out. He also taught me the idea that if you cover your ground with next years muck (we lived on a farm) it makes weeding so much easier in as much as the buggers have to force there through and therefore are spindly. A lot of the guys in our allotments wondered how I managed to keep it so clean having a hell of a work schedule. Well that is the o
  8. Paint Dries or so I'm led to believe.
  9. Youv'e never been in the Middle East then. Them Philipinos new how to do it for us. Don't know about using bottles of wine. These guys used fruit extract and mollasses. Large areas of my memory totally gone. OH. And my eyesight.
  10. Absolutely the bollocks. Went down Boston,(North Bank) Lincs, night fising. Had a bag of bleak/bleek for deadbate. We had a hell of a night. Back to Northamton in the morning and cut the things up into about 1 inch sections. I kid you not, each and every one of the things were jumping about in the bath. Gave my good lady a right fright. Anyhow. Back to the subject. Jellied and with black pepper, up to the local The Headlands if anyone reading knows it, and YES proper snap.
  11. Glad you got a good crop pal. I went to mine on Tuesday and had a hatful. (runner beans I'm on about)went again today and filled a basket. It must be true what the old guys say. Pick loads early and you will reap the rewards later. Can't deny it is a hell of a crop.
  12. ZX10Mike. Where are you pal? Iv'e just pm'd new man and trying to arrange a pint. Up for it. Iv'e suggested the Globe in Snarestone. Nice place.Jok.
  13. Well. For what it's worth. Don't muck the ground for parsnips. Not sure why but they reckon it makes the plant split it;s roots and you end up with not a lot. On the plus side with carrots. 2 of my allotment neighbours have sowed in half blue barrels and they have done very well. Learn every year don't we/
  14. jok

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    Jungle formula Deet.
  15. No mate. To be honest I didn,t expect any results at all, Earlier on in the year I asked about the carrot fly and how to prevent the little booger. I just did the trench, riddled the soil and hey presto. A first for me. Germination seemed the same as all the other root crops. I say again, first time I've been able to grow parsnip. Result.
  16. Well guys. I k now this topic is a bit stale but I'd like to let you know that all's well. Don't know where to start really. Early spuds very good. Arran Pilot. Bit of scab but otherwise ok.Cabbage. cauli very good and taste good as well Peas. Main line took a bit of a hammering but all in all a good crop. All in the freezer. 2nd crop not so good but again in the freezer. Strange not too much pea moth. Carrots outstanding. For the first time ever I riddled all the soil before seeding to a depth of about 10 inches. Good result. Beetroot very good. Pickling well. Shalllots same. Making a ton of
  17. Oh. And a little nail varnish polish on the wheel to stop it getting loose(again don't tell her)
  18. In'shallah. my fcking heart bleeds.
  19. I wish. State of my joints. Hard work now mate. Mind you Iv'e 21 years on you. Have a hell of a day. Jok.
  20. Sorry Marshman. It's me being me. Whacked my old man with a spade and had to get out of Scotland in a hurry. Saw the link and thought it was amusing.
  21. Well Oletimer. Get yourself up to Coton and Hopwas wharf and let's have a pint. Anytime mind you.
  22. Have a look at 'if you [BANNED TEXT]'t back in time where would you go'?
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