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  1. jok
    Enjoy. It's a ball. Jok
  2. jok
    Well guys and girls. I totallly agree with the negatives but will say one thi ng. With my daughter being on the podium made me one hell of a proud dad.
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    Terry. Keep the plot weed free. Are they having a giraffe
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    Good man. It's a bit like Islam. Spreads like fcuk.
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    hope you burned the club root
  6. jok
    Know what. Never been so pleased when I went down there after 5 days. It looks amazing and everything as should be. Dug new tats for Sunday dinner with new carrots and broad beans. Lettuce for next door neighbour. Makes it an absolute pleasure to have an allotment.
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    I think you are being a bit over generous with ' a bit of shite' but hey ho , off we go.
  8. jok
    No mate. Ain't got a clue. But welcome to this site and I'm sure someone will help.
  9. jok
    Hiho. Think you'll like this a lot.
  10. jok
    Total clowns. One got away from a private enclosure near Twycross Zoo. I ran my nuts off thinking about the reward. F thing can go a bit.. No luck. No reward. Good story down the pub though.
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    red dragon.
  12. jok
    Watch your back door son. Them cleavers are sharp
  13. jok
    Totally agree. Illogical. Just trying to get the mind set of these people accross. It is and always will be a completely different culture. It is very hard for a Wetern society to get to grips with the way they do things. I could mention more
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    Sandymere. Sorry for offending but REALLY did have have a bad time with them. I genuinely believe that other cultures MUST accept our customs, whether food, drink, religion or whatever. I had to go through a few Ramadams when over there and did not abuse the system. We kept ourselves out of the way so as not to anger the locals. Why can't they all do the same over here??
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    Gnasher. When in Riyadh had the misfortune to accompany a delegation of locals at a high class resteraunt. Round Table. Hole in middle. Live monkeys head Large blade. Dipping bread into live brains. Good?? I don't think so . The possibly most horrifying thing apart fro a beheading in chop square in Jeddah. Are they all really human beings?? Oh I forgot. Stoning a young woman to death whilst buried up to her neck for accused adultery.
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    Well Well Well! This place has gone completely bonkers. Lived with ragheads for a number of years and had to put up with their strange attitudes. Not just eating and drinking but socialising and just about everything else. Same old. They can come to any western civilisation and do what the heck they want. Changing from their stinking robes into Saville Row suits on the aircraft. First Class , but lets leave piles of shit for aircraft personnel to deal with. Get into the heart of our country and do what the hell they want, with whom and whenever. Tesco can't be all bad. Nor can any other busine
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    I honestly thought you guys had imaginations. Now I know you ain't. Fcuk the roast. Chuck it in the local mosque.
  18. jok
    Don't know if I fathered any.
  19. jok
    Think Derek was ex forestry. Good memory.
  20. jok
    Actually it was a favour returned but I think it was £60 per person per evening. Chaps name is Derek Stocker living in or near Wells, Somerset. The shooting took place both there on the Somerset Levels and at Stanstead. Well worth trying to find him. I've no longer his number. Good hunting.
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    Well that's honest. I had a lovely day in Glastonbury on the Somerset Levels. Absolutely fantastic. Roe and Muntis. When the guide gave me the high seat I thought what a load of bollocks. 2 Muntis later from the same roadway changed my opinion. Go for it. And I totally agree with the estate rifle. If you are with an acredited FAC holder then you are fine.
  22. jok
    This could be good. Flash my headlights when some moron is doing less than than the speed limit on the motorway (when I'm on the bike), flash my headlights when out in the MG (as everyone knows we must acknowledge each other), and flash my headlights to other lorry drivers to let them know that clearly their vehicle is faster than mine and can in fact get out of the fecking way of other road users.
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    For what it's worth, stalking a munti would be like stalking the Holy Grail. Bet your agency would put you in a seat on a known munti raodway and leave you to it.Good luck. And incidentally, you'd be covered by the agencies insurance. Have a go son.
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    You really are heartless Walshie. These guys pull trailer loads of all the good stuff we eat to all the good places we buy it from. Who are we to say how slow they are at doing it?
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    Walshie. Tractor drivers really can't manage that manoeuvre.
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