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  1. Know what. You Joks don.t even know what a sloe looks like, Bet you think they,re beechnuts
  2. Ah ha. But know a man who can. And supply collars.
  3. Silly sod. At least all mine work. XX
  4. LOL. Told you.Stick to the Mk 1.
  5. By gum you are never to old to learn. I can't believe you start Sloe gin the first of September. The sugar, naturally formed in the fruit can't possibly be ready, and to my knowledge the first frost is what makes the berries the best for the Gin or Vodka or Brandy. Unless you are concerned about nicking your fruit, my advise is to leave alone for a while. At this time of year I am doing Blackcurrant Vodka, Blackberry Vodka, Plum gin and a few little other recipes. Would not entertain Sloes until November 1st, Never tried the freezer though??
  6. I think the idea is not to feed them away from the main (or only) pond. Counter productive. On a litle 110 acre shoot I ran, we had 5 very small ponds but only fed to One. We drove the birds off as often as possible which meant they landed on the other safe places. However the need to get back to mother pond, ie, food was paramount. That therefore was the evening flight. Guns, as someone has already pointed out, needed to be trained, only shoot the the birds on the way in. After that get away and leave them in peace. The big bag is of no consequence. One or two birds and the rest for a fortnig
  7. Just picked up the thread. Got a marquee business that I've been running for the last 11 years. Good steady satisfying, heavy as hell work, but lucrative. Bought a little Lazy Spa for the family and guess what. There ain't that many people hiring a cover and Lazi Spa for a weekend of enjoyment. This could be the way to go as I'm not getting any younger. What do you think? Not much set up fee either.
  8. Good luck JamieM. Another year another set of problems. Keep smiling pal.
  9. Made a load of 14ft gate nets years ago, 20 high x 2inch mesh conventional knitting, hazel forked sticks about 16 inches out of the ground so a little bit of belly and used alongside the longnets proved to be a real bonus. No real problems with bunnies getting tangled up and anyway the dog held them. Takes a bit of time but well worth the effort. Hope you enjoy as much as I do.
  10. Alright Timmytree. Someone sitting on a street corner, in London, with a begging bowl, outside your digs, looking for a bit of help??? Going for a shag to help her or his heroin addiction. Yes youticked all the boxes. As I said, fck off back to where you came from. I'm at this moment trying to raise £3500 for a little English girl who really needs some help. Not her addiction to drugs. Poor little mite is only 3 yrs old. Fck me it makes me mad.
  11. Oh Shepp. Surely you made the mistake of seeing the worst as female BMW road users.
  12. FAO Joe777. These things are cropping like crazy. It's a variety called Polestar.Agreeably they were late but what a crop.I've been pulling 10lbs plus every 5 days. I know that sounds crazy but truly the things have gone mad. All the guys are grateful and in the local as well. I don't seethis ending for at least a couple of weeks.Incidentally,I don't like freezing the things so have the look of a martian at the moment??
  13. what the flipping heck is that meant to mean?
  14. Well son. Guess you got the message. Takes a while to get on board,
  15. What about the best four by four by far ??
  16. Know what Slippery-Weasel. You are the next best thing out of Masham. It is going to be a pleasure meeting you. Speak as you feel. These barstuards do not deserve anything. Get back where you belong.
  17. And as regards to Smithie. You can stick nice wherever you want because these b*****ds ain't going to contribute a fcking iota to anything British, They are here to beg. Nothing else. Keep your soft sentiments for somewhere else.
  18. The whole thing has gone fcking mad. Just found out that our local car washing Luthianian gangster has bought the local hotel. Nowt short of about £250 K. He's still getting his handout and employing,on a 6 monthly basis, scum, who accidentally enter our system whilst he gets the next wave of Calais shite to work for nothing. Well Government, sort that fcker out.
  19. Strange but true, I gave my old man a good smack with a garden spade, not before time.However it was a good excuse to get away from Scotland and find a new life. 15 years of age, £18 and a poached salmon to my name. I did'nt feel the need to beg from anyone. The YMCA gave me a room for £4 a week which is as you've guessed did'nt give me much time. Found a job, met some people and got on with it. Seems to have worked for me. Why don't the parasites you are on about get on and get a life? Answer. It's too fcking easy not to. Would I give them a thing? I wouldn;t give them a fright if I was a gho
  20. To avoid the problems everybody else is having Come and have a look pal. I kid you not this is the best I've ever had. Anyhow, good excuse for a beer.
  21. 8 x 56 is way to go Swarofski/Docter. Trouble will be the cost but results are results.
  22. What about that little fruit fly Might it be an idea to warn your man about that little shite?
  23. You are not alone. A lot of the guys here are struggling but I;m able to help them out. Thing is, we all try something different and inevitably we drop a bollock. However?? From a week past Thursday I've had 22 ibs of beans and there's no stopping the boogers, Nothing to do with the fact that I,ve about 200 plants mind you.. Little tip fellas. When you put the trench together, Copius amounts of brewers hops . Dig deep cause them beans want to go down a bit. Bonus. Where you get the hops from also supplies the beer and you can have a great afternoon at the allotment. Happy days all you garde
  24. I'm going brave and have a look at my parsnips at the weekend. Wish me good fortune,
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