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ditchman

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  1. must have a few drops of woster sauce with that..
  2. made faggots with streaky bacon wrap....................really nice too
  3. when i moved one of the boxes from the kitchen went missing...so the chopping board is nor more.. tell you what .....if i stropped one of those saxon knives you made ...i tekon i could shave with it...the blade was thin enough and hard enough to take a shaving edge,, clever bugger you are
  4. i feckin hope not...........MEL3 used a crisp packet last time in place of a rubber.....salt&vinegar.....(stung a bit mind you)
  5. is that made from scrap silver......still got those saxon cheese knives you made me..
  6. ahhhh thancks for that.....it got a real slating elswhere
  7. narfick jalfrezi ...[BANNED TEXT] spuds boiled egg and chopped nana....... am i strange ?
  8. that pork chop looks perfect...............very nice indeed
  9. just a quickie to-nite ..plain raviolli with a homemade sauce with oinion brined peppers...tomatoe puree (and a bit of water) made a Anglo-Indian Jalfrezi for tomorrow ..its simmmering away in tthe slow cooker...i will turn it off later and let it superate overnight
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    Israel

    get a grip boi............them lizards have been 'ere for years....
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    Pet hates.

    severe shortage of hamsters...thats the problem i do apologise for my language .....i think i have been WILFED..
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    Pet hates.

    "just yew tell 'em boi"...dont hold back....if more women started taking it up the shitter we wouldnt have this problem keep yew orn a troshin boi
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    Pet hates.

    lot of hate out there folks
  14. there is nothin better than a well cooked PLAIN pork sausage with plenty of crumb in it..with those mushrooms....just lovely and simple...yep that really floats my boat
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    Pet hates.

    Women who fart if a women farts it should be a little squeakt one followed by .."ohh excuse me ...i will just go and powder my nose" a manly fart is a joy to behold and is usually accomanied by roars of encouragement and waves of applause..... women should know their place...and should not attempt in any event a raucous fart...it is simply not a feminin thing to do
  16. looks great..............i rally cant bring myself to eat sushi.....i must put flame to anything i eat...('cept pussy of coarse )
  17. jeesus you boys know how to live...........
  18. she needs locking up....before her brain explodes and covers everyone in shit.........
  19. from my youff.....good old standby....
  20. when will they hatch ?
  21. when half the world is on X Hamster jacking off....the last thing you want is "Buffering" coming up to the vinegar stroke... simples
  22. decent size dumpling there....
  23. yup ..think you might be right....the gizzmo on the back (in the right position)..irekon is meant to be nudged by the sheep or goats nose to release water ?
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