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ditchman

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  1. but the lizard people would be ok ..............the monarchy and such like
  2. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    she announced on state TV ....that is Boris Johnson became Prime minister she would leave the country all i can say is .."why the feck are you still here you lying whore"
  3. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Jasmin Alibi -Brown................nasty hypocrite champagne socialist...self styled bullshit hack ...needs a damn good thrashing and chucking down a well....effin bitch
  4. are they done in the oven or under the grill ?
  5. and piloted by Jonny Fartpants no-doubt
  6. its supposidly enviromentally friendly ....its all Hydrogen and oxygen....so when its mixed and burns the by product is water vapour....................so they tell me
  7. nuthin' like a good probing..........Mel will testify to that
  8. yeah ...you just watch them at prime ministers question time
  9. ok .......so what are they going to do when the next rocket lands on the moon....play another round of golf...go for a walk.. yep that really helps humanity
  10. im still of the class of "why bother".......err "waste of money"......."whats the point"
  11. when she has finished im going to suck all the juice out of her gussett...............
  12. But does it make your shit hard tho ?
  13. this is worrying and on the cards.......and not far away
  14. i dont say these things to breed discontent.....we are approaching .."a perfect storm"...where all the wrong things come together at the right time.....and it will maybe take something like 3 hot nights and a rape of a young child....and it will all kick off.....and it wont be localised....it will be brutal...
  15. its coming...........it is now the only outcome....it will make Toxeth look like a small birthday candle
  16. christ ..i thought this thrad was finished................just goes to show "a good wank will never die"......unless one of the hamsters gets stuck....thats what Mel told me
  17. out in 2 with a Lead injection
  18. Milliband is known as "Ed Zero"
  19. ive tried everything including boiling water ....neat bleach.....
  20. love tinned peas and other vedge............tinned potatoes are the best for curries
  21. that is shear beauty..........totally perfect......that is culinary sex on a plate
  22. Stroganoff...for a change with spagattis not noodles..
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