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ditchman

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  1. im going to kidnap your wife and marry her............and die happy
  2. you always put up loverly spag meals
  3. oh sweet jeesus ...i so wish i hadnt seen that
  4. the trick is to use fresh non-hot Paprika......not stuff that has been hangin about in a half empty jar for a while
  5. Autumal hungry goolgies in its simplest form
  6. you could float a boatful of migrants on that.....................infact i think i can see a Borderforce vessell comin' out of the sproats....
  7. beautifly presented...............
  8. chicken casserole .....sort of
  9. Naughty sweet chilli Korean and stuff
  10. Gammon&chips...and stuff
  11. Oh !............you can see it as well ?
  12. is that what you say to the tramp that keeps on shitting on your veranda/orangy.......and you cant move it and then you stick joss sticks in it feck you are weird
  13. im giving rice a rest for a while
  14. you dont half talk some shit sometimes.................if wit were shit you would be feckin constipated
  15. i added tomatoe sauce.....pepper.....lime pickle and 2 chopped up Bananas............. i have an availble slot on my ticket for a FAC Anus
  16. madras curry & chips...........
  17. was it smoked haddock ?
  18. can you spit it up my bottom ...as it will save me swallowing it ....my little peanut puller
  19. youve gort teef matey......im dentally challenged
  20. cuttin a few lines eh !................beats my Old Holborne roll up do you know that Golden Virginia tobacco is now slighty more expensive /gramme...than bullion silver.... check the spot prices on google....gobmacking
  21. ive had loads of complaints about this dish on "another site"......they say its all undercooked.......it was cooked at 210degs for 30 mins...the bellypork was close together so it didnt dry out......... "they" are a load of moaning old bitches.....unlike the discering gentleman on this site
  22. David Sachet ...aint he an actor...
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