ditchman
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THAT IS FECKIN AWESOME.........................damn near shatted myself laughing
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very old poem.....very random eh?
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google ..."when celia farts"
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christ you are so sensertive darling and i have never known you to turn down a bit of high class ginger stink pipe
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her name wasnt "Celia"...................(the famous poem)
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it makes me gag..................catches me in the back of the throat.............and dont smell very nice as well
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ask mel to explain.....ginger (fresh).....hampsters.....and muntering.....and felching ...for a start
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thats why folk prefer to suck her toes.....if i put my weener near her face it would shrivel up and die
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picked my car up from the garage this morning......talking to the mechanic....he was telling me his mum texted him saying that half the worlds press was outside the co-op trying to interview locals shopping there,,,,!!!!
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women who fart audibly i know it happens but they should always do it downwind and out of earshot farting is a manly sport NOT a female pastime
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they are cleaning and doing the garden of the AirB&B next to me.................i hope to feck they are not dumping him there...he will make an awful mess of putting the bins out on a thursday with all the crispy tissues in them
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i hear RENTOKILL has offered her a job frightening the rats away
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he can keep out of my local co-op.............he can use the fecking Spar shop........... i rekon he will end up in dersingham (god i hope not)............or down at wood farm at wolverton marshes that money fecklass ginger stink pipe will proberly end up being looked after by the salvation army in norwich....
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Nans mince and vedge stew....she used to serve it up with a bloody great thick slice of Hovis lathered with proper butter
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you can have a wank without being self entitled.......and you dont pay tax on it yet........so fill you boots i say but the barstards have bumped up VAT to 45% on tissues and socks................so they are going to get you one way or the other
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a child thats mum or dad or both are famous.....everything in life is given to them....like the Beckham child or the Mcartnys think Nepo is the short for Nepotism
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belly porc cabbage....plain noodles ginger and lemon zest and homemade cooking sauce (chilli)
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is that the one where they sing about diarohea ??
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you bunch of hairy arsed lieing faggot proders.................i would whip my member out and beat you all bloody sensless with it you ginger stink pipe perusers if only you were closer
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old retired men with flat caps and driving gloves with a pencil tash and dress in light colors and a blazer or a sports jacket with leather elbows...they are a feckin know all....who talk about the best way to get to Coventry using various different roads and back roads .............they are a pub feckin menace
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Sausagemageddon.....with bean sunami
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love the picture of you weighing them.................nice manly touch that
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come to daddy ........................ im going to hunt you down and give you flowers and we will your babies....
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PURE ROCKET FUEL chicken and root vedge made the night before
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Steven Fry............and michael Portillo...........
