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  1. ditchman
    i wouldnt like one of them up me jacksie
  2. ditchman
    is that why gays like noshing each other off down at ye old gobblers gulch (wimbeldon )
  3. ditchman
    superb
  4. ditchman
    think positive....really great you visited him at that time.....now they will have him at hostipital and will find out what was the cause ...and he will then manage his condition.....and he will have many years left..... the people that die from heart attacks are the ones who dont know they have a problem let us know the outcome
  5. ditchman
    Just noticed you are a DONATOR.......................is that to your local sperm bank you tosser
  6. ditchman
    mel is well known across the web as a "prick encourager".......he encourages them to do all sorts of tricks
  7. ditchman
    Prey................the very best of the Predetor seris/sequals
  8. ditchman
    oriental experiment found this in the co-op freezer......had some leftover belly pork ..made a foreighn baste in the oven at 220 degs chopped it up and added it to the stir-fry .....whizzed it around and it was alright an all
  9. ditchman
    Whipsnade sex
  10. ditchman
    im sure Mel3 will be along shortly with a suitably disgusting comment...........(bloke cant help himself)
  11. ditchman
    didnt know david lammy was bi-sexual
  12. ditchman
    did you put some paprika in it....just looking at the nice colour of it.....makes mine look bland
  13. ditchman
    we want more monkey pictures Mel
  14. ditchman
    sooner or later some very high profile names will come out.............pity cyril smith never got pulled in...........instead they gave him a knighthood to keep his trap shut
  15. ditchman
    was that sprout released accidently.............................
  16. ditchman
    that sounds good..............ive used lobster bisque soup as a base for Italian seafood tagatelli...that works well......aslo crab paste......
  17. ditchman
    tinned soup works well with food.....do a dish now and again....pork loin chops with mushooms and covered in mushroom soup
  18. ditchman
    i was an utter barstard for dumplings...they would kill me now
  19. ditchman
    this looks boring as someone else ..."its just boiled vedge and stuff" cooked it last night with extra chick and vedge stock cubes ...onions...baby pots..carrots,,,celery....rose/parsely/tymne/sage and a spoonful of redcurrant jelly...........left it overnight added chick meat today and heated it up and served.... if i was brave i would have eaten this with 1/2 a loaf of fresh tiger loaf and butter.....(but that would kill me now) PURE ROCKET FUEL
  20. ditchman
    i just cant get the pic of them 2 monkeys out of my head.....its quite rude....in a strange sort of way...the woman i did that to was not as trusting.................. proberly because i told her "im a retired procologist....i just like to keep my hand in "
  21. ditchman
    superb restaraunt quality...........i would pay good money for that
  22. ditchman
    ohhh sounds a bit dangerous.......how are his motions ?
  23. ditchman
    i have plenty of chocolate on my club.. good old Bournville Boulervarde
  24. ditchman
    loverly colour.....you just know its going to taste nice by the colour
  25. ditchman
    being an ex welder .....i will use my "crack detector kit " first
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