ditchman
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Everything posted by ditchman
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and olives soaked in Mongolian's virgins wee
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that kale would give me the squits ..........but it would be worth it ....(i can feel me ole ring twitching as i look at it)
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posh brekky ...went down a treat
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there is something about the British and their breakfast's...............no where else in the world is there a proper british breakfast............
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and not a bloody olive in sight thank god
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i did myself a big prawn cocktail yesyerday.........................it was like being back in Berni Inns
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now that looks nice ...not too much sauce
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is that before or after you dropped the bomb off ??
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no shit
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there is another camel clad weirdo slooping off in the background........... i rekon they are sexually challenged
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More like "El lobo solo"
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Thanks for the offer Mack.....im not mobile enough for that now........one of my contracts was to relay all the york stone slabs around the garden and redo all the sets....the sets were bought in from Portugal...we also waterproofed all the cellars running under the garden..............the cost was bloody eyewatering....the york stone slabs even then all them years ago were £200 quid each
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is that Covent garden ?
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please dont tell us that is you dear god
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There you go Mackems on the old "Dolce vita" again.....
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Damn right boi.......sprouts are well known to perge your body of unwanted gases....they are benificial to your continuing well being Olives/oil are nothing but anus oil.....ask the Romans they were at it all the time.....if it moved ..oil it up and give it one...
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just add advocado to that and i will show you what projectile vomit looks like........
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Damn ...that looks sooo good...............i will be rattling up a Hungarian Goulsh and suet dumpling in the next few days yours looks tasty and just so simple
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they wernt that bad.....i would still eat stuff like that now if i was hungry didnt Vesta do a chow mein an all ?
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you were sensible....i was not
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used to mantain the roads and bridges from Songea to Mbama bay on lake Malawi...and northwards up the lake edge...used to see at certain times of the year flumes of fly hatches on the lake...like smoke
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criket patties ...they were like sardine cakes......and cane rats BBQ'd on a smouldering log....(which was very very nice) the worststuff i had was Moram beer......it was bloody awful and very strong...(at least i think it was alcohol...it did give me the shits tho')
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christ you boys have been about.....i had 17 years in africa...never did see stuff like that....
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it was explained to me the reason why most indians are quite thin.....is that... they because of what they eat they have permantly got the squitters.........which would account for the miriad of small semi liquid pools of excrement found in poorer areas
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ooohhh i like that............
