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  1. ditchman
    It always seems to be Mel ...to ask these very personal questions...........you would be horrified as to the questions he has asked me in the past
  2. ditchman
    top pics
  3. ditchman
    nearly a London Grill
  4. ditchman
    that looks bloody georgeous......i would add a bit of colmans mustard to that
  5. ditchman
    dosnt eat enough fanny...
  6. ditchman
    it might upset his insides ...a sudden change of diet...........get plenty of Fabreeze in .....that will cope with "the brown steam"
  7. ditchman
    ah got it now ....cheers
  8. ditchman
    Eh ????
  9. ditchman
    better looking than sarah ferguson..................i would....as long as she had shaved her fanny with a freshly knapped flint.........i alwaays was old skool
  10. ditchman
    jeesus ...even i felt that....nice one.....lamped ...comes to mind
  11. ditchman
    i would rather be wanked off by Mick Hucknal.....he is better looking
  12. ditchman
    i did ..on a saturday i used to visit a tea estate and shoot driven guinea fowl late in the afternoon....(this was in southern sudan)
  13. ditchman
    when i was commuting to africa with BA always used to have guinea fowl in white wine sauce
  14. ditchman
    did you keep the lights for gravy ?
  15. ditchman
    Tell you what......im surprised..that looks really tasty combination
  16. ditchman
    thats what im having for tomorrow lunch......
  17. ditchman
    spagetti ragu........i dry my spag off so the sauce sticks better.....
  18. ditchman
    old food of yesteryear and for some of us old country boys.......
  19. ditchman
    and jeesus sayeth "suffer little chrildren ...cometh unto me ".........
  20. ditchman
    i would give that Mamood bird a good seeing to.....infact i would have a 3 some with priti Patel and her fine looking women......all squidgy and juicy and grateful..and compliant...
  21. ditchman
    fer christs sake dont let Mack anywhere near them he will start feeding them olives.....(gateway to weird foods)...then they will get hooked and he will be standing outside skools will jars of stuffed olives under his coat....... i know his game matey
  22. ditchman
    youbeen drinking that Chateaux bin juice again ?
  23. ditchman
    ive seen mel3 do that with a bin bag..............not a pretty sight
  24. ditchman
    or Whipsnade missing an inmate
  25. ditchman
    Feck olives
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