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ditchman

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  1. Nans mince and vedge stew....she used to serve it up with a bloody great thick slice of Hovis lathered with proper butter
  2. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    you can have a wank without being self entitled.......and you dont pay tax on it yet........so fill you boots i say but the barstards have bumped up VAT to 45% on tissues and socks................so they are going to get you one way or the other
  3. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    a child thats mum or dad or both are famous.....everything in life is given to them....like the Beckham child or the Mcartnys think Nepo is the short for Nepotism
  4. belly porc cabbage....plain noodles ginger and lemon zest and homemade cooking sauce (chilli)
  5. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    is that the one where they sing about diarohea ??
  6. you bunch of hairy arsed lieing faggot proders.................i would whip my member out and beat you all bloody sensless with it you ginger stink pipe perusers if only you were closer
  7. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    old retired men with flat caps and driving gloves with a pencil tash and dress in light colors and a blazer or a sports jacket with leather elbows...they are a feckin know all....who talk about the best way to get to Coventry using various different roads and back roads .............they are a pub feckin menace
  8. Sausagemageddon.....with bean sunami
  9. love the picture of you weighing them.................nice manly touch that
  10. come to daddy ........................ im going to hunt you down and give you flowers and we will your babies....
  11. PURE ROCKET FUEL chicken and root vedge made the night before
  12. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Steven Fry............and michael Portillo...........
  13. all fine here...............
  14. feck me with all that fluid its like a visual feckin shipping forecast....."rockall...malin....hebridese....backing southerly ...sausages...green stuff...swede...force 3. lessening ..calm.."
  15. she's after summat boi.............eat it whilst the going is good
  16. Widower food............ el sauces were added after
  17. im going to kidnap your wife and marry her............and die happy
  18. you always put up loverly spag meals
  19. oh sweet jeesus ...i so wish i hadnt seen that
  20. the trick is to use fresh non-hot Paprika......not stuff that has been hangin about in a half empty jar for a while
  21. Autumal hungry goolgies in its simplest form
  22. you could float a boatful of migrants on that.....................infact i think i can see a Borderforce vessell comin' out of the sproats....
  23. beautifly presented...............
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