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ditchman

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  1. ive never seen a beautiful woman with a willy......must be very strange
  2. you intend to keep your eyes open ???
  3. a meatloaf done in a dutch oven (which keeps it very moist)....unlike other meatloaf recipes which are cooked in a tin like a bread loaf and can be a bit dry
  4. post war scran....no foreighn herbs and spices...used lots of sweet chestnuts in loaf and sprouts with pepper and butter this was seriously lush...will have more tomorrow with chips and gravy...
  5. more foriegn muck...sambal oelak chicken added to it more chilli and brown sugar and chilli jam to the marinade
  6. got pulled in by the CAA....gliding without a pilots liecence
  7. christ that looks nice....
  8. if that was my mrs i would give her a nice box of Novichoc for her wedding aniversary.........no way i would put up with that shit
  9. Total cop-out dont feel like cooking sometimes ....found a vacumn packed cassole in red wine and carrots and ready done mash on the cheap shelf at the co-op ...boughtb a small pkt of sprouts 15 mins the lot.................and it wernt half bad
  10. chilli is good for you .......plays merry hell with the damn worms...makes them suffer...they want to get the feck out of Dodge
  11. its what the navy call kidneys on toast ..............i love it for breakfast
  12. i love "shit on a raft"........do you have that sometimes ?
  13. did you wash the kidneys in milk first ?
  14. i was really into professional dwarf throwing a long while ago....it was the screams of fear that relly ticked my boxes..as they flew to their targets...
  15. some of them are very clever....i wish i had the cleverness to create them............satire has been around for a very long time.......satire in Georgian times.....was truly excremental awful...much worse than it is now.....politicos pissing and shitting on each other............all very basic stuff....its hilarious when you look at it
  16. OMG................starmer is looking like a sexy Meryl street
  17. that cracked me up and spat my coffee all over the lap top............
  18. Does that mean David Lammy is ....ASDA bin-liner ?
  19. done a malaysian curry with the first chunk ...3 hours in the slow cooker melt in yer mouff...... tates more Jamaican than far eastern...........really enjoyed it
  20. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Thick footballers
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