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ditchman

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  1. cant compete with that i have pie and boiled spuds and marrowfat peas 2 moz............
  2. you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ?? (i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks)
  3. im in luuuuve................. do you know why women like olives...??....................because they rekon they taste like sperm
  4. you are going to be in deep shite if she reads this
  5. supreme nosh..............bloody good for youas well
  6. just had delivered 3 tins of haggis............totally gobmacked at the number of haggis pie recipes there are on the ole net
  7. you just cant let her drawers go.............you are a tougher man than me ...but not as tough as Mel3...........he's a proper dirt bag
  8. sweet&sour.....nice for a change ...but not every week
  9. if you had a bigger plate you could fit some nice fresh thinly sliced cabbage on that
  10. shove their heads in Sarah Fergusons drawers.....that will finish them orf
  11. that looks supreme.............
  12. they/we are being outbred Spain leagalise 500,000 migrants..........dumb fucs.....self infection
  13. saw that on the news ....utter feckin madness............just think of the makup of them.......drug dealers ...rapists....tossers...theives....ISIS sleepers....allah lovers....jew killers....
  14. that is....."got up early in the morning ..flew my apache copter around ..slotted a shed load of ragheads...back home for tea and medals........................AND A PROPER FRY-UP "....type of food
  15. just had mine ....Nutella bumholes..............Mel sends them to me ..they are a Tipton speciallity
  16. nothing like a dirty slag to work you up into a sexual tyranasour......bet she drinks port&lemon and has holes in her fish nets....................................oooohhhhhhh i feel a little stiffy coming on
  17. ditchman

    Reform ?

    There is only one true Prophet...........and that is Enoch Powell read his speeches
  18. ditchman

    Reform ?

    Reform has evolved....................... dosnt matter squat what i think ..or do...or say about Reform.....as ive said before if they dont get out of the ECHR and acheive 50% oftheir promises....without years of fecking about....they will go down the pan...
  19. looks strogonoffy...in an anal sort of way
  20. norfolk pork&apple...........dont look pretty but was ace eating
  21. need some tomatoe sauce on that arry
  22. looks like you temp was wrong
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