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waltjnr

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  1. The free school dinner ticket! I smile now, it wasn't so funny then!
  2. Mrs mate is a nurse, I'll be on to her to get me some crutches!
  3. Dont bother with insurance, just perfect a good roma accent and look confused!
  4. Me definitely! Meant to pick your brains on making one!
  5. that first one looks serious! think youd want more than a bat by the door!
  6. I thought if it didn't have a pool of oil under it, it isnt a landrover!? ?
  7. Where did the wig go? Does someone hold it?
  8. Hark at Martin luther! Black power brother! ?
  9. Coming to a town near you soon, if its not already there!
  10. Im assume the wig coming off is like the gloves coming off! Would have been ok if it was a fried chicken sandwich baboon would have munched it!
  11. Looks like a mcculloch, usually a pig to start, must be a good un!
  12. Which i suppose for dogs is a blessing, just feel sorry for the captive polish female, hopefully she'll break free when your in your 6x4 shed watching a fat staff on a treadmill
  13. Thought you was banned from keeping dogs?
  14. only just seen the A1 slip road pic!Not that good on guessing locations from pics of crosswords and the interior of a transit!
  15. If even you managed to be good at that it would be your greatest lifetime achievement!
  16. With your weak wrists you'd be shit at reach arounds!
  17. Working for a living?? ???sitting in a van! Being driven! ? Aint got a days work in you, just a ponce on easy money! Get off to bed now, the grown up will pick you up in the morning, mummys put your packed lunch in the fridge!
  18. Did wonder, was hoping he might piss off and spend some time with them!
  19. Just out of interest Kernal, have you got kids?
  20. Do you pay tax on a paper round?
  21. Prick sits in a secure unit pushing a Thomas the tank engine around, not capable of doing a days work! ?
  22. He wasnt driving,hes not that brave!
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