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mel b

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  1. I dunno wilf . Sandringham is a bit of a come down for him. The whole lot must be a right sickener for him. Hes been kicked off his high perch because of the commoners .
  2. I can't afford to get past the pay wall, so I'm a peasant .
  3. I bet he's really wishing he'd kept his dick in his pants now
  4. Yeah but can you just imagine how gutted the bell end must be feeling
  5. mel b

    Sickening

    If this is all as it seems , I truly hope that it brings about the collapse of the government.
  6. mel b

    Sickening

    Have you got any more details francie ?. It's the first I've heard of it mate.
  7. No mate , that's seagull.
  8. mel b

    Pet hates.

    That's the one .
  9. mel b

    Pet hates.

    It's f***ing awful
  10. I told him you'd go mad when you saw what he'd written about you mate , but he wouldn't listen
  11. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Your mom wouldn't let you get one would she ?.
  12. I can't believe you've said such things about that kindly old gentleman. Ssshhh, he'll be here in a minute
  13. He prefers a hamster in his hole mate. He's the original pet shop boy
  14. Ditchman already has the pictures of my mom , he gave me some sweets for them . I can't remember what type of sweets though , I can mainly just remember the gobstopper .
  15. I think you've nailed it . Well somebody nailed it , that's why we've had the unwanted potting shed pregnancies . Where's mitre when you need a sensible answer .
  16. Just blame ditchman mate , it's what I always do . In fairness , whatever it is , it is usually him that done it . Just out of curiosity, have you got any pictures of your nan ?.. I'm just asking for ditchman .
  17. I always thought it was something to do with cakes . Mitre will be along in a moment to explain it all mate . He's the hunting life expert on sodomy according to ditchman .
  18. mel b

    Big cars.

    I think seagull came up with a solution to your quandary a couple of months ago mate .
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