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  1. mel b
    Have a word with mushroom
  2. mel b
    That one went right over my head dude.
  3. mel b
    If your brother is into being tied up and whipped , and getting his ass pegged, you just need to drop mushroom a message , and he'll be straight round .
  4. mel b
    It looks like the thought of me mounting a deer gave you a bit of a stutter there mate. I must be honest , I am like a rutting stag in the bedroom .
  5. mel b
    I'm not quite sure mate , but I think getting your balls licked might be part of the deal with dai. Old mushroom certainly knows how to get a thread going .
  6. mel b
    I wouldn't say too much about it in front of ditchman. He hasn't got a dog , but he'll still pop round if he thinks he's getting a free wank .
  7. mel b
    Do you do it in a professional capacity dai ?, or it more a sort of hobby mate ? .
  8. mel b
    Good post Keith .
  9. mel b
    I'm not scared of dogs , but I'd be scared of that big f****r .
  10. mel b
    Is she really small , or is that dog f***ing huge ?.
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  12. mel b
    f**k off , mchull told me it was only good as a mouse hound . I must be honest . I like a dog with a can do attitude .
  13. mel b
    That gypo that sold it to you had your pants down mush . It's a long legged jack Russell .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Come on mate , you can't say that. Mitre is entitled to an opinion just like everyone else .
  15. mel b
    Yeah but mush just doesn't find the others attractive mate.
  16. mel b
    You seem to be getting a little bit anxious over the subject of wanking a jack Russell off mitre.. Is there something that you need to share with us mate.. You can tell us yknow, nobody here would take the piss out of you for it.
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    You'll just have to make do with toast instead Arry .
  18. mel b
    Whenever anyone mentions hand rolled on a virgins thigh , I always say that the reality is , hand rolled on the inner thigh of some Yr old cuban fella , that hasn't had a wash for two weeks .
  19. mel b
    Not wishing to trivialise the plight of the cuban peasants , but I hope the selfish lazy fuckers are still making my cigars . Selfish c**ts . They just have no thought for the rest of us .
  20. mel b
    Who the f**k is that homo ?.
  21. mel b
    It'll be those jehovas witnesses again. They're always blowing shit up.
  22. mel b
    I understand very little of world politics , but that makes perfect sense charts. Thankyou .
  23. mel b
    You just had to go and lower the tone didn't you .
  24. mel b
    Oh yes . This'll be one for the hunting life history books .
  25. mel b
    Oooohhh , you should have said mack . I don't mind with ditchie .
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