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  1. mel b
    Are you decorating it dude ? , or have you just burgled everything?.
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    I could murder that mate. I'm starving .
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    Feck me. I just put half a stone on reading your post . That lot sounds fantastic .
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    I haven't got the foggiest idea what it is , but it looks feckin delicious .
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    You always give the best advice when it comes to dildos mate . Thankyou .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    How is the black eye now mate. ? To be honest , you'd probably be safer if you didn't put your face so close .
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    Fingers crossed for you DC .
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    What's wrong with a bloke not cooking ?. The last time I cooked a meal , was when I cooked a salt and vinegar crisps sandwich for us both in 2020 when we were rough as f**k with covid. Best Sunday dinner she ever had .
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    f**k me , you can't even see our telly for the pile of old pizza boxes in front of it .
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    For fucks sake mac . Now they all know you're a homo mate.
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    She made your cock twitch didn't she wilf ? , and now you're going through the classic denial phase. Just give in to it mate . We've all done it , and it's nothing to be ashamed of. Nobody here will judge you for it .
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    Feckin rude !
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    Look , I've told you. No means no !!!!!.
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    I'm with franks dad mack. It just looks wrong . It's the first thing I've known you eat , that didn't look amazing .
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    Let me just get this straight.. She gives you free drugs. Has sex with you . Then pays you . Have you got her phone number ?. I'm just asking for a mate . Edited to add. This male breast milk stuff . Could I sell it ?. Again , just asking for my other mate with big fat tits , definitely not me , honest .
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    Politics is a f***ing dirty business.
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    Now come on . It's really not fair of you to take your anger out on me. I understand that you're angry about the whole situation, but you just have to face facts mate . Mitre is just more intelligent and witty than you , and that's why all the lads here like him so much .
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    I'm just trying to pour oil on troubled waters mush , before old mitre has to pop over there , and give you a proper spanking .
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    I reckon we need to get you on those HRT patches mush . Or at least put a bell around your neck so that folks can hear you coming .
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    Or.
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