mel b
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Now come on Keith, we all know that stalking is your thing . It would be rude of me to tread on your toes mate.
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I see that the green eyed monster is with you again.
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Condiments and sauces were designed by scientists and Delia Smith, over thousands of years , to leave crispy chips unharmed, so are therefore most acceptable. Be very careful about mentioning Delia to ditchman though. Shes the lovechild from a brief and frantic sexual encounter , between ditchman and fanny craddock, behind a chip shop in Norfolk , during the VE day celebrations .
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I'm sorry mate but I feel the need to make a formal complaint. Wet food can never ever , under any circumstances whatsoever ( not even if its your birthday, or you only have one plate) , be put on top of chips . It's makes them go sloppy , and turns them into hot potato. It's just plain wrong. Now let's draw a line under this most unfortunate incident, and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .
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I can only admire your in depth knowledge on dirty undercrackers. you even know more about them than mchull .
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That sums it all up perfectly .
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That was as funny as f**k , but surely she isn't safe to drive ?. I wonder if Lorraine Kelly really does take it up the arse ?.
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Leave the mods alone and get outdoors?Pics from your walk ?
mel b replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk
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What is it wilf ?. Are they a bunch of lads having a laugh and taking the piss out of themselves, or , do they really think they're as cool as f**k ?. It's a bit like the first time I saw ali g . I didn't realise it was a piss take , and I just thought , what a c**t .
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I'd chew it for you , then feed it to you like a baby bird . Never let it be said that I ever turned my back on a mate in need of help . Edited for clarity . No I won't be tugging you off because your wrist hurts. I fell for that one last time .
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If it's cooked to your taste , then that's all that matters mate. When lins lad was working in one of the London restaurants , they used to a slow cooked belly pork recipe. They would cook it overnight, for 8 or 12 hours I think . I prefer belly pork cooked until it's like scratchings . Most people wouldn't like it so well done , but that's just my preference.
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f**k me . It's the ghost of bob marley .
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I'm with Arry. I've had my x trail for around 6 or 7 years , and I've worked it pretty hard in that time. It's a brilliant all rounder . It drives like a car on the motorway and about town , and it's more than acceptable in the mud . It's got good ground clearance, without needing a step up to get in it . It's by far the best 4x4 I've ever had on fuel . It's got a 6ft(easily accessible) load space in the back , and it still drives fine with half a ton of hard-core in the back. All things considered, it's been by far the best car that I've ever owned. Mine is coming up on 190,0
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That just sums up perfectly the f***ing mental situation in this country.
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It just looked like it had plenty of meat in it , and it was going to taste great . I could see it being washed down with a generous slice of homemade apple pie , and lots of cream , and served by a mature , yet very pretty , large breasted lady , that had all the answers to lifes many mysteries . You've just burst my bubble mack . It's no wonder that I've never travelled beyond the isle of Wight. I just couldn't stand the crushing disappointment .
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I like the look of that mack .
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A raconteur of note sir . The hunting life's very own William Shakespeare.
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You paint a wonderful picture wilf
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