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  1. mel b
    Is she really small , or is that dog f***ing huge ?.
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    f**k off , mchull told me it was only good as a mouse hound . I must be honest . I like a dog with a can do attitude .
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    That gypo that sold it to you had your pants down mush . It's a long legged jack Russell .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Come on mate , you can't say that. Mitre is entitled to an opinion just like everyone else .
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    Yeah but mush just doesn't find the others attractive mate.
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    You seem to be getting a little bit anxious over the subject of wanking a jack Russell off mitre.. Is there something that you need to share with us mate.. You can tell us yknow, nobody here would take the piss out of you for it.
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    You'll just have to make do with toast instead Arry .
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    Whenever anyone mentions hand rolled on a virgins thigh , I always say that the reality is , hand rolled on the inner thigh of some Yr old cuban fella , that hasn't had a wash for two weeks .
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    Not wishing to trivialise the plight of the cuban peasants , but I hope the selfish lazy fuckers are still making my cigars . Selfish c**ts . They just have no thought for the rest of us .
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    Who the f**k is that homo ?.
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    It'll be those jehovas witnesses again. They're always blowing shit up.
  13. mel b
    I understand very little of world politics , but that makes perfect sense charts. Thankyou .
  14. mel b
    You just had to go and lower the tone didn't you .
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    Oh yes . This'll be one for the hunting life history books .
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    Oooohhh , you should have said mack . I don't mind with ditchie .
  17. mel b
    Just as long as you use your hands and not your todger .
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    Especially not iworkwhippets . He'd have his wrinkly old todger out before we'd even got under the blanket
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    I just couldn't really see myself curled up on a sofa , and under a blanket , and sharing a beer with some bloke I've never met before . I wouldn't judge anyone that wanted to do that , but it's just not really me mack.
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    Ditchman will know mush. I said to him one day , " how low can you f***ing go " , and he said " well I can manage a jack Russell " .
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    It's a shame , because I love the cinema . I get in there all excited , get my popcorn and coke , then as soon as it goes dark , I'm fast asleep. One time I fell asleep, and dropped one of those big buckets of popcorn all over the floor and the people in front , and another time I was fast asleep and my phone started ringing( id turned it off ) . I woke up , jumped up to get it out of my pocket , then started swearing because I couldn't stop it ringing . I was stood there like a right c**t swearing and cussing, when I realised it wasn't my phone , it was some other blokes phone , and h
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    Cheers tats. I don't really do the cinema . I love it , but I'm usually asleep within a few minutes of the lights going off , so my mrs won't go with me.
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    Thankyou very much mate . I'm a big fan of the series. Hopefully the film will be as good.
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