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  1. paulus
    that`s the man only these days he never leaves home without his shades haha.......I heard him and bogger eloped and are cooking up a plan to topple Darcy's empire.lol
  2. paulus
    that`s the man only these days he never leaves home without his shades
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    this place is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursed come on now tomano admit it, you are patrick which one is artic ??? [media=] [/media] im guessing the one that resembles tamano
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    The Buttery FarmKynnersley Telford Shropshire TF6 6EG Phone: 01952 670198 Fax: 01952 670198
  5. paulus
    and what is this wonder food??
  6. paulus

    A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend. 'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Haha lol

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  8. paulus
    have a look here http://www.totalfishinggear.co.uk/ShowProductsFromSearch.cfm
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  10. paulus
    feck rabbits nasty little blighters did you see what that one did to that weasle on the other thread and the mess it made of them knights
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    rough as old boots.....lol

    1. Kay

      Kay

      i am always awake bet i get 4 hours every 24 on average

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Dog would be whineing....lol

    3. paulus

      paulus

      no mate took you advice only feed them once a week know....lolo

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    goodnight and god bless

    1. Kay

      Kay

      goodnight paul sweet dreams x

    2. christian71

      christian71

      Thank f@ck for that no more paulus has posted a new status update

      Till tomorrow :-)

    3. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      nighty night

  14. paulus
    you need to up the whotsit and down the dodar and tweake the whatcha ma call it
  15. paulus

    Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.

    1. long dogs

      long dogs

      Pmsl

    2. stabba

      stabba

      may aswell check the prostate while your at it lol

    3. paulus

      paulus

      always best to air on the side of caution...lol

       

  16. paulus
    i coincide
  17. paulus
    cheeky fooker
  18. paulus
    Some nice shots there and don't worry you can always get fuzzier fuzzy is the way forward its the new black
  19. paulus

    I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said: "How flexible are you?" I said: "I can't make Tuesdays."

    1. xHOUNDx

      xHOUNDx

      haha

    2. xHOUNDx

      xHOUNDx

      haha

    3. christian71

      christian71

      Number 8 :-)

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  21. paulus
    shuks didnt think you had noticed
  22. paulus
    its on the link i posted earlier B&Q Should of put up a pic like you normally do as I can't do links
  23. paulus
    are you bathing it in salt water ?
  24. paulus
    australian is very good in the adult and puppy. gain is also very good as it comes in different % of protien bags
  25. paulus

    A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed and starts begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband: "Shut up, you're next."

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Only your 7th status of the day your slacking

    2. paulus

      paulus

      ive been bussy...lol

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