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  1. from what ive read on the doberman and greatdane forums they suggest putting onto a lower protien adult diet with the addition of a vitimin c suppliment
  2. just not as good as he imagined at chess
  3. Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?" His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."

  4. well baw.. enlighten me Maybe still around, only a younger generation name dont tell her baw , she wouldnt understand Shut you up old man Go Baw tell me, im the only one who is nice to you on here Mickmck i havnt had a moment all day, and because i had a wee small moment yesterday because of paulus silly joke your telling me to dye my hair......... PIG only joking mo chill out man Wheres baw when you need him like He best not get banned till i find out what them jellies are :laugh: Mickmck just you tell me... please The suspense is killing me they pack quite a sting
  5. well baw.. enlighten me Maybe still around, only a younger generation name dont tell her baw , she wouldnt understand Shut you up old man Go Baw tell me, im the only one who is nice to you on here Mickmck i havnt had a moment all day, and because i had a wee small moment yesterday because of paulus silly joke your telling me to dye my hair......... PIG dont blame my jokes, not my fault your dizzy Its the way you wrote it.. I didnt see the actual answer thingy i rest my case
  6. she isnt cowering down shes trying to herd it shes half sheepdog remember
  7. well baw.. enlighten me Maybe still around, only a younger generation name dont tell her baw , she wouldnt understand Shut you up old man Go Baw tell me, im the only one who is nice to you on here Mickmck i havnt had a moment all day, and because i had a wee small moment yesterday because of paulus silly joke your telling me to dye my hair......... PIG dont blame my jokes, not my fault your dizzy
  8. alot of 1st cross collie/greys just like to chase, ive seen a good few that will pick a rabbit up only to drop it again and re chase, all you can do is concentrate on her retrieving if she will retrieve what she picks up you wont have to worry about her not killing it
  9. have a read here mate its a common problem in greatdanes and dobermans http://www.greatdanelady.com/articles/knuckling_over.htm
  10. just a question, whats your thoughts on creatine ?
  11. im fairly sure that Maltodextrin tends to be the main constituent of most energy drinks and rehydration sports drinks
  12. use to feed mine on pike all the time
  13. Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can

  14. they fecking stink, loads around here, the dog picked one up and shock it a while back the fecker ended up round my legg had to chuck my best asda jeans away
  15. i still believe he is awaiting darcy`s forgiveness
  16. got nothing against the man infact quite liked his company but do find it a bit strange that he vanished after an incident on tinterweb, i thought he was far thicker skinned than that
  17. i met him a good few times and was still confused, ive even met his dad
  18. ffs its that time of year again, stabba wants a lamp, stabba wants a battery :laugh:
  19. wo old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Where do tou get these joke's paul AT least 10 year old joke's .com

    2. MoChara

      MoChara

      he prob googles.. funniest old jokes ever.. lol

  20. Way to tall and way to much hair and the nose aint right for artic its been airbrushed
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