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Blackbriar

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  1. All the best discussions begin, "I'm not a racist but....." A mate of mine once said "I'm not racist, but I think we should bring back slavery!"
  2. I never knew Craig in any way, but I hope I live to be half as popular and well-thought-of as he clearly was ! My sympathies to his loved ones.
  3. What's got one pair o combats, a slapheid and diznae tell a gid joke?......... You ya daft cnut!!! lol it's better than blackbrairs is it no lol . I think it's a cracker every time I tell it I Piss my self laughing , but it's ment to be half a Sheeps heed lol best joke in the toon ) pap )
  4. I only saw bits of it, but Morrissey was his usual, happy-go-lucky self !
  5. Well played mate good for you ..............f****n vile habit if you ask me it amazes me youngsters would even start these days ! I know ! I had to try for weeks before I got the hang of it ! Much easier to start than it is to stop.
  6. The fact that he's from Loughborough explains a lot......
  7. "select and train future leaders...." If that isn't sinister, I don't know what the feck is !!
  8. They made 'em tougher back then Scroat! Speaking of hospitals, in Northampton General there is a photo on display (1940's I think) of an old boy sitting chuffing away on his pipe in bed - and he is being given a light by the Director of Surgery !
  9. I'm going to collect the glossy supplement in the Telegraph at the weekend - if I put it on the mantelpiece, it might keep the kids away from the fire!
  10. Anywhere north of Milton Keynes, they can only expect abuse IMO.
  11. Took a heart attack in 2008 to convince me - not touched one since though. Keep it up, mate !
  12. A pretty disastrous peace-time PM, on the whole, but I don't think any of his contemporaries could have got us through the War, let alone secure victory.
  13. " I am ready to meet my maker.Whether my maker is ready to meet me is another matter" Classic!
  14. My wife has asked me to post this - she has been following Trev's plight with some concern. Anyway, her Mum used to have a GSD that went like this every time there was a bitch in heat on the street. Sometimes, he'd be like it for weeks on end, then suddenly right as rain. They did loads of vet visits - nothing. It was only when it kept happening that they realised what was going on. We're not dog experts, but hope this might help, and hope Trev gets better soon.
  15. I love stories like this ! In a way, you have brought him back to life - thanks for sharing it with us.
  16. Sorry to say, it's for real mate ! She has a son and is not one of those trans-gender freaks ! And to add insult to injury, she's German
  17. In the interview, she said she has "never felt sexier".
  18. you're probably right, mate ! Can't really reply to a joke though ?
  19. I'm at the stage now where I can't look at the pic without feeling (genuinely) slightly queasy !
  20. Maraim is a 49 year old mother, who has been single for 10 years. She has given up on tweezing her facial hair, and has decided to embrace it instead. She says she is ready to find love again, so anyone fancy their chances ? ..and before you ask,she has never been a man !!!
  21. Everyone's too busy slagging off that old bitch Thatcher !
  22. Ah I see! Well, you never know, I could well be haha The trouble with born-again Christians is that they're an even bigger pain in the ar5e than they were when you first knew them !
  23. FFS !!! She's dead (at last) and half of the news is still banging on about the rancid old bint !!
  24. Because she closed them down and they flooded. .....and she had a back-up plan that involved importing it from Poland !!
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