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  1. Blackbriar
    Naff off, you little scrote ! "born free, 'till somebody caught me!" "Don't let me catch you doing it again, Fletcher !" "I won't !" "Won't what ?" "I won't let you catch me !"
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    bet he doesnt see the sun tomorrow [/quote I don't fancy his chance of being allowed to surrender, either !
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    Latest....... Russian police say they have identified the suspect, but are not releasing details yet.
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    Not much info at the moment...... http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/703567/man-bomb-hostage-bank-Russia-explosive-Moscow-terror
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    Naff off, you little scrote !
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    The BBC are reviving or 're-booting' several of their classic comedy series, for a special season, marking 60 years of TV comedy. These will include "Are You Being Served ?", despite virtually the entire cast being dead, "The Good Life", "Keeping Up Appearances" and "Porridge" - Kevin Bishop will play the grandson of the original character Fletch, memorably played by the comedy legend that was the late Ronnie Barker. "Stetoe and Son" and, perhaps surprisingly, 'Til Death Us Do Part" are included, but plans for "'Allo 'Allo" were dropped, lest the comedic portrayal of Nazis should offen
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    He's getting on, and his voice maybe isn't what it was, but I'd nominate Bernard Cribbins.
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    It was a good docu,and the woman concerned was brave to do it - young muslim women have ended up dead for less !! While the group 'leader' was speaking, there were children happily playing in the room - and, presumably, absorbing the poison......
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    Sadiq Khan, the London mayor, calls for Labour to "ditch Corbyn". http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/london-mayor-sadiq-khan-urges-8675640 Could this be the same Sadiq Khan who was one of the 35 MPs who nominated Corbyn, in the first place, in 2015..... ?
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    How many muslims does it take to change a light bulb ? None ! They'd rather sit in the dark and blame the Jews........
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    Loads of Jack Hargreaves stuff on YouTube........
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    "Can I smell your f***y ?" "Certainly not !" "It must be your feet, then !"
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    Do you work at Subway ? 'Cos you just gave me a foot-long !
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    I can tell you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell !
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    "It's a boy !" I shouted, as tears began to roll down my face. "I don't believe it ! It's a boy !"....... ......and that when I decided never to visit Thailand again.
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    Why did the muslim woman leave her husband? Because she didn't know what jihad !
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    So, how exactly are they going to ban a knife ?
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    Oh no ! The little yobs will have to get a knife out of the kitchen drawer now !
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    On a lighter note..... Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, bu
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    It was both I had read a preview in a newspaper that said the troops involved were Para's. Anyone who knows me will know that I intended absolutely no disrespect to any soldier involved. They are better men than I will ever be !
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    Cheeky bump........it's on in an hour !
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    Your pal and mine, Anjem Choudary, has been convicted of soliciting support for the bunch of cowardly barbarians that call themselves Islamic State, and could face 10 years in prison....... ......and about f***ing time, too ! https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/aug/16/anjem-choudary-convicted-of-supporting-islamic-state
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    Tonight on Channel 4 @ 9pm. The untold story of how a company of Parachute Regiment troops, held off the Taliban for 56 days, after becoming trapped in a remote Afghan town. Promises to be compelling viewing !
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    I can perhaps see why there are sessions for women only......but men ? And why dont they want to swim with women ?? And what is the male Muslim 'dress code' for swimming ??? And does anyone else think they're just taking the pi55 ??
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    He thought it was that escaped big cat !
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